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Roadie. Swears a fucking lot.
Megyn Kelly: Santa is white!

Okkkkkkkkkkkk.

He doesn't exist, you absolute fucking idiot. Seriously, she has no fucking clue. There are kids in pre-school smarter than this absolute, brain defunct shit stain.
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
MAGA says stop comparing them to Nazism. Well, kidnapping non white people, no due process. Masked, exonerated for any crime. Asking for papers, Pulling people out of cars and homes. You've built concentration camps...

Yeah, you're totally Nazi. Fuck you all.
February 8, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Joke of the week: Erika Kirk reckons more people want to see the Kid Rock Half-time Show than the Bad Bunny half-time Superbowl Show.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Trickle-down Economics definition is: MORE money for us billionaires, and LESS money for you, you insignificant scum.

Trickle-down economics is the biggest con job lie ever spoken and pushed on to us all.
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM
The amount of MAGA dumb shits that are shitty about Bad Bunny doing the half-time show is a joke, and that, "They should get an American to do it!". I've read so many of these types of comments He's from Puerto Rico... Read a book, you thick shits. The level of stupidity...
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Trump posted an image of Barack and Michelle Obama with their heads superimposed on monkeys. There are no excuses for this racist piece of shit. But nothing will get done. It's fucking staggering. Here in Australia, if our Prime Minister did this shit, he'd be told to resign ASAP.
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Can't wait to watch Kid Rock at the alternate Turning Point USA Superbowl half-time show.

Actually, I'm lying, I'd rather nail my balls to a log than watch that shitbag who sings about underage sex.
February 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Things that piss me off. People, mostly. But HEADPHONES mean FUCK OFF and LEAVE ME ALONE. Clarty bastards that don't wash their hands after taking a piss. Rangers FC supporters, people that are on the phone whilst being served. People that don't say please and thank you.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 AM
It's Facebook's birthday. Happy Birthday to a social media platform of shite that makes people less social, increases anxiety because people want to see how many likes they get, bullying, absolute bullshit news, If I hear you say "I read on Facebook..." I lose all interest. Fuck Facebook.
February 4, 2026 at 7:35 AM
If Biden was named in the Epstein files, you wouldn't hear the end of it from the right wing. It would be 24/7.
February 3, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Is Trump still President? If the latest Epstein file dump doesn't get this piece of shit impeached (again), I don't know what will. The US is fucking cooked. "I was never friendly with Jeffrey Epstein...", the bald face lying is staggering. And people still defend this orange shitgibbon.
February 3, 2026 at 6:57 AM
So, what's the next thing of Project 2025 that is going to be enacted next? People thought it was a laugh and that Trump wouldn't do it because of how UNCONSTITUTIONAL it is. He's enacting it. Every fucking step.
January 30, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Loving that the Melania movie is bombing like fuck. Bret piece of shit Ratner directed it, so there's that.

No one needs to watch this shit. No one cares.
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Did that dumb fuck Tim Pool come out of the womb wearing a beanie?
January 28, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Fucking hell, the new MONSTROSITY song absolutely slays! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

youtu.be/rBvrXQ64oDA?...
Monstrosity - The Colossal Rage (Official Video)
YouTube video by Metal Blade Records
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Refuse service, refuse any notion of respect. They want to murder people and then complain about not being able to enter premises to do a piss or a shit. Piss yourselves. Shit yourselves.

ICE deserve nothing but disdain and contempt. Fuck them all.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ot...
ICE & Border Patrol Face Intense National Backlash After Second Deadly Shooting in MN: A Closer Look
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 AM
MEGADETH's final album is out, and it's a fucking cracking album. Thanks for decades of metal masterpieces, MEGADETH.

RUST IN PEACE is and always be one of the greatest metal albums ever made. Thanks for the shredding.
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Once again, the MAGA fucks try to excuse the murder of Alex Pretti because he had a gun (legal permit, and didn't brandish it), gets shot 10 times, but Kyle Rittenhouse turned up to a protest with an AR15, killed two people, and gets acquitted. Figure that shit out.
January 26, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Kristi Noem sending "thoughts and prayers" to Alex Pretti's family. Absolutely despicable. Standing there, LYING, BLATANTLY LYING, and she offers up thoughts and prayers? You scumfuck piece of evil shit. Heartless, soulless fucking excuse for a human.
January 25, 2026 at 11:10 AM
MAGA logic: Kyle Rittenhouse = Hero. Alex Pretti = Domestic terrorist. Right, got it.
January 25, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Right wing 2nd amendment fucks, we just saw a man executed who held the same 2nd amendment rights as you. Are you going to say anything about that? Of course not. You're fucking cowards to the core.
January 25, 2026 at 1:47 AM
How many murders does it take for this administration to be held to account?
January 24, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Another murder by Trump's Gestapo. I just can't believe that this has been such a quick downward spiral for the US.
January 24, 2026 at 7:12 PM
So now that ICE is deporting immigrants, us white people can embrace being able to get our jobs back of cleaning toilets, vacuuming office floors and delivering you food, all at an exploitive wage, right? RIGHT?

Immigrants are a backbone of society and democracy. Embrace them, don't hate them.
January 23, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Trump/Noem/ICE bang on about arresting violent criminals. They arrested a fucking five year year old. Try and make that make sense. You MAGA fucks can all go and get fucked. All of you. You have no redeeming qualities. Fuck you all.
January 23, 2026 at 1:35 AM