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Lord Baron McCabre
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A "Quarlock" (𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠 - 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘮𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘵) who loves dice, luck, fortune, and a good "bad conspiracy" here and there. Humor is my own, opinions are from the sentient queso dip that rules us all.
Man, I haven't been possessed by a demon in AGES.

@funranium.bsky.social, for your reference
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Excuse me, my people need me
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Honey...? Is it weird for the roaches to want tuna...?
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Yeah, I'm THAT kitten...
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What a weird looking ornament...
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Void: "Iubs U!"

Gray: "He's your son. Can you get him off me, thumb-human?"
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I mean, what if YOU are on the Z axis?
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
BEES @aotearoabadger.bsky.social

That's humor, honey!

I'll call the exterminatus on myself, thank you.
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Weeellllll, they ARE experts.
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna.

Gib.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Do.

Not.

Touch.

The.

Beans
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Adorable-rier?
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Okay.

Adorable.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Awww, the spicy demon sleeps

Gonna miss night cuddles soon, but I am happy her mom will be back
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Excuse me while I steal your sleepy warmth
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Oh wait, I'm going to hide between the door and the blackout curtains because safety hazard.

(sigh)

You do you, kitten
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
And, of course, after I prepped thr meals and then sat down for my own, her stomach was magically empty of tuna.

She was starving and so weak.

If only I would feed her...
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Tuna secured. All clear. Orange team, enforce the consumption
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Instructions very clear
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
And doing nothing so menacingly...

How could they?
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ah yes, the old Y format Razzle Dazzle.

Can't get much more orange than this, but it is still possible
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Ah, tech support.
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I swear it's like my cheek has a butt magnet for her.

Every.

Time.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Sure wish I could find a cat in this picture...
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I have been a potato bed for the last 30 minutes
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM