Lord Baron McCabre
@lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social
A "Quarlock" (𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠 - 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘮𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘵) who loves dice, luck, fortune, and a good "bad conspiracy" here and there. Humor is my own, opinions are from the sentient queso dip that rules us all.
Pinned
I don't make the rules about something being metal, you know?
Are you burning down churches?
Do you have a list of who is evil and you are envious because of that list?
Are you murdering your bandmate?
Are eating a portion of his brain?
No?
Then are you really metal, really?
Are you burning down churches?
Do you have a list of who is evil and you are envious because of that list?
Are you murdering your bandmate?
Are eating a portion of his brain?
No?
Then are you really metal, really?
I swear it's like my cheek has a butt magnet for her.
Every.
Time.
Every.
Time.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I swear it's like my cheek has a butt magnet for her.
Every.
Time.
Every.
Time.
Sure wish I could find a cat in this picture...
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sure wish I could find a cat in this picture...
I have been a potato bed for the last 30 minutes
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I have been a potato bed for the last 30 minutes
Let's see...
You have drinking cups.
You have sink cups.
You have bathroom cups.
Nope...
This checks out.
Eventually, you'll get a braincell in one of those cups.
You have drinking cups.
You have sink cups.
You have bathroom cups.
Nope...
This checks out.
Eventually, you'll get a braincell in one of those cups.
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Let's see...
You have drinking cups.
You have sink cups.
You have bathroom cups.
Nope...
This checks out.
Eventually, you'll get a braincell in one of those cups.
You have drinking cups.
You have sink cups.
You have bathroom cups.
Nope...
This checks out.
Eventually, you'll get a braincell in one of those cups.
Where does that leave cat people? Or cats who are people? Or people who are also cats?
What % scale happens here?
What % scale happens here?
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Where does that leave cat people? Or cats who are people? Or people who are also cats?
What % scale happens here?
What % scale happens here?
Wow.
I gambled and lost on one of two ends.
At least it was the end that I could contain easier.
Been a while since I yelled a rainbow.
I gambled and lost on one of two ends.
At least it was the end that I could contain easier.
Been a while since I yelled a rainbow.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Wow.
I gambled and lost on one of two ends.
At least it was the end that I could contain easier.
Been a while since I yelled a rainbow.
I gambled and lost on one of two ends.
At least it was the end that I could contain easier.
Been a while since I yelled a rainbow.
Looking down at the potato begging for Chinese food and then start licking my toes as if that is going to get her Chinese food.
Man, it is a good thing I am not a softie and give in to her every demand ever...
Man, it is a good thing I am not a softie and give in to her every demand ever...
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Looking down at the potato begging for Chinese food and then start licking my toes as if that is going to get her Chinese food.
Man, it is a good thing I am not a softie and give in to her every demand ever...
Man, it is a good thing I am not a softie and give in to her every demand ever...
The "Don't you dare wake up right now" look.
A vengeful potato
A vengeful potato
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The "Don't you dare wake up right now" look.
A vengeful potato
A vengeful potato
Aww man, I have potatoes growing out of my carpet.
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Aww man, I have potatoes growing out of my carpet.
"Look, I don't take pictures of you when you wake up..."
Every. Two. Hours.
Every. Two. Hours.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Look, I don't take pictures of you when you wake up..."
Every. Two. Hours.
Every. Two. Hours.
You know, just thinking potato things...
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You know, just thinking potato things...
Goodness...
A lot of junk in the Necron trunk
A lot of junk in the Necron trunk
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Goodness...
A lot of junk in the Necron trunk
A lot of junk in the Necron trunk
My door has been open for 10 minutes now.
This is what I see when I stick my head out
This is what I see when I stick my head out
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My door has been open for 10 minutes now.
This is what I see when I stick my head out
This is what I see when I stick my head out
If you see this post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If you see this post a bird
And if you read the fine print, you get free scruvy!
I've always wanted a curvy s!
I've always wanted a curvy s!
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
And if you read the fine print, you get free scruvy!
I've always wanted a curvy s!
I've always wanted a curvy s!
Sure wish there was a cat in this photo
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sure wish there was a cat in this photo
It is only just for Rome @funranium.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It is only just for Rome @funranium.bsky.social
Of course. Why eat your food when you can do... Whatever this is... With it...
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Of course. Why eat your food when you can do... Whatever this is... With it...
SOMEONE decided they were going to lick alcohol and then get sick. Luckily it was a very tiny amount, but scared me to no end. Such a potat
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
SOMEONE decided they were going to lick alcohol and then get sick. Luckily it was a very tiny amount, but scared me to no end. Such a potat
You don't know what hard times are, daddy! Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are out of work and got four, five kids, and can't pay their wages, can't buy their food
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You don't know what hard times are, daddy! Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are out of work and got four, five kids, and can't pay their wages, can't buy their food
Of course it has to be an orange.
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Of course it has to be an orange.
Meanwhile, in the sandwich making world...
Makes me wish I followed conspiracy theories again...
Makes me wish I followed conspiracy theories again...
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Meanwhile, in the sandwich making world...
Makes me wish I followed conspiracy theories again...
Makes me wish I followed conspiracy theories again...
Do you not have your daily allotment of inspiration?
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Do you not have your daily allotment of inspiration?
BLUE (WOOOOOOO) STU!
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
BLUE (WOOOOOOO) STU!