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Man Of Pee
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Is having a Schpadoinkle Day
idk, I really wish I could be nonchalant and not give a fuck about how i'm perceived, but i'm so fucking hung up on this shit. i am so self conscious at all fucking times. it's hard to not have the blaring "you're worthless and your friends would be better off without you around you pessimistic fuck
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
august 2011 was the last time I actually tried to kms, i've made it pretty damn far, doesn't mean the thought doesn't enter my head at least once a day
October 24, 2025 at 7:10 AM
"The Reviews Are In", "(Where Did) N.T.S.B. Fuckin’ Go", "Having a Random Encounter with Lord Wurm in Recycled, to have him Babble Something Insane and Give you an S Rank Quest", "That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared Or Respected That Escalator", "The Ritual Is Underway"
September 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"Effortless Urination of Bright Yellow Pee-Pee", "I Have A VHS Collection Instead of a Personality", "Hanging out in the Alley Behind J&J’s with a bunch of Stupid Fucking Metalheads Listening to Celtic Frost", "Telling Pantera Fans the South Won’t Rise Again"
September 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"Razorbumps is playing Cochella; thats the joke", "Where does Target keep their Noise Tables?", "Hey, the Firefly Jayne Replica hat stays on during sex Okay???", "Gun dudes that can’t cum unless their wife named Cindy is holding a Glock 7 Gen 3 to their bald spot"
September 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Truthfully, other "bit" Infernal Legions of Mordor songs could go here such as: "Hey You Missed Our Set", "Because, Life Without Class, Isn't Life Worth Living", "Rushing To The Defense Of Hypebeast Death Metal Bands", "Remember when you said punk would be great again under Trump? You lied to me."
September 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
oof
August 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Art in question m'lordt
August 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
All of the art (and the themes but mostly the art) remind me of this paperback by Robert R. McCammon called Swan Song. Are y'all aware of it or fans? I know Ray at least knows of the author.
August 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
MILIM (Man I Love Iron Maiden)
August 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I say this 160-ish tapes into a 300 VHS order for probably the craziest band i've gotten to work for yet
August 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Yes am I now 32? Fuck you I still want to engage in critter mode on a Tuesday Night
June 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM