LORD_DRAGONBONER
@lord-dragonboner.bsky.social
JUST YOUR ORDINARY GREEN FOREST DRAGON (COMMON) DOING DOPAMINE THINGS AND BEING SEXY
I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!!!
March 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!!!
OH HEY, THIS IS NOT THREADS!!! I CAN POST THIS HERE!!!
I MADE IT TO RESPOND TO TROLLS ON FLICKR LOL
I MADE IT TO RESPOND TO TROLLS ON FLICKR LOL
March 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
OH HEY, THIS IS NOT THREADS!!! I CAN POST THIS HERE!!!
I MADE IT TO RESPOND TO TROLLS ON FLICKR LOL
I MADE IT TO RESPOND TO TROLLS ON FLICKR LOL
WHEN I AM KING, I AM MANDATING THAT ALL RESTAURANT CHAIRS HAVE BACKS WITH LITTLE BUMPS ON THE CORNERS SO PEOPLE CAN HANG THEIR PURSES ON THEM
VOTE FOR ME
VOTE FOR ME
March 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
WHEN I AM KING, I AM MANDATING THAT ALL RESTAURANT CHAIRS HAVE BACKS WITH LITTLE BUMPS ON THE CORNERS SO PEOPLE CAN HANG THEIR PURSES ON THEM
VOTE FOR ME
VOTE FOR ME
IT IS A TRAVESTY
March 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
IT IS A TRAVESTY
CRUSH IT BILLIE
March 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
CRUSH IT BILLIE
OK, IF ANYONE DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE APOSTROPHE THING THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT, I FORGOT TO ADD THE PHOTO LOL!!!
March 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
OK, IF ANYONE DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE APOSTROPHE THING THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT, I FORGOT TO ADD THE PHOTO LOL!!!
JUST LOOK AT THIS
YOU CAN TELL
IT IS LIKE SHE ATE YOUR CHILDREN, BUT DID NOT ENJOY THE FLAVOR
YOU CAN TELL
IT IS LIKE SHE ATE YOUR CHILDREN, BUT DID NOT ENJOY THE FLAVOR
March 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
JUST LOOK AT THIS
YOU CAN TELL
IT IS LIKE SHE ATE YOUR CHILDREN, BUT DID NOT ENJOY THE FLAVOR
YOU CAN TELL
IT IS LIKE SHE ATE YOUR CHILDREN, BUT DID NOT ENJOY THE FLAVOR
DID YOU KNOW THAT MY RUNNING GAG ABOUT ONLY USING POSSESSIVE APOSTROPHES IS NOT JUST ABOUT PRIORITIZING OWNERSHIP BECAUSE I AM A COMMENSURATE HOARDER, BUT IT IS BECAUSE ANNE MCCAFFREY IS A BITCH??? LOLOLOL FUCK YOU ANNE MCCAFFREY
March 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
DID YOU KNOW THAT MY RUNNING GAG ABOUT ONLY USING POSSESSIVE APOSTROPHES IS NOT JUST ABOUT PRIORITIZING OWNERSHIP BECAUSE I AM A COMMENSURATE HOARDER, BUT IT IS BECAUSE ANNE MCCAFFREY IS A BITCH??? LOLOLOL FUCK YOU ANNE MCCAFFREY
ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO SHARE THE ASTOUNDING BEAUTY OF NATURE, BUT ALSO TO CROSS A VERY LOW BAR IN ORDER TO DO SO!!! YES I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU A BORING-ASS COOL ROCK!!!
March 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO SHARE THE ASTOUNDING BEAUTY OF NATURE, BUT ALSO TO CROSS A VERY LOW BAR IN ORDER TO DO SO!!! YES I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU A BORING-ASS COOL ROCK!!!
I DID LOOK LIKE THIS THOUGH:
March 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I DID LOOK LIKE THIS THOUGH:
THIS IS THE ENERGY I BRING TO THE FUNCTION
March 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
THIS IS THE ENERGY I BRING TO THE FUNCTION
THESE ARE MY TWO FAVORITE PINK FLOYD ALBUMS!!!
March 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
THESE ARE MY TWO FAVORITE PINK FLOYD ALBUMS!!!
AND BECAUSE I AM FEELING GENEROUS TODAY, HERE IS A COOL ROCK THAT LOOKS LIKE A TONGUE!!! EWWWWW IT NEEDS TO BE SCRAPED LOL. IT IS A CHALCEDONY FROM THE GOBI DESERT AGAIN BECAUSE I HAVE AN INDESCRIBABLE NUMBER OF WEIRD BOYS FROM THERE SO DEAL WITH IT 😎
I THINK IT IS AN INCH AND 3/4 LONG!!!
I THINK IT IS AN INCH AND 3/4 LONG!!!
March 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
AND BECAUSE I AM FEELING GENEROUS TODAY, HERE IS A COOL ROCK THAT LOOKS LIKE A TONGUE!!! EWWWWW IT NEEDS TO BE SCRAPED LOL. IT IS A CHALCEDONY FROM THE GOBI DESERT AGAIN BECAUSE I HAVE AN INDESCRIBABLE NUMBER OF WEIRD BOYS FROM THERE SO DEAL WITH IT 😎
I THINK IT IS AN INCH AND 3/4 LONG!!!
I THINK IT IS AN INCH AND 3/4 LONG!!!
HEY LOOK!!! IT IS A HELIOTROPE, AKA BLOODSTONE, WHICH LOOKS A LOT LIKE DRAGON BLOODSTONE, BUT IS NOT THE DRAGON KIND, WHICH IS A PALER GREEN AND HAS MORE BLOOD IN IT!!! BUT THAT IS OK, NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE A DRAGON AND COMPLETELY FILLED WITH BLOOD, AND I THINK THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY A LITTLE PRETTIER
March 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
HEY LOOK!!! IT IS A HELIOTROPE, AKA BLOODSTONE, WHICH LOOKS A LOT LIKE DRAGON BLOODSTONE, BUT IS NOT THE DRAGON KIND, WHICH IS A PALER GREEN AND HAS MORE BLOOD IN IT!!! BUT THAT IS OK, NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE A DRAGON AND COMPLETELY FILLED WITH BLOOD, AND I THINK THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY A LITTLE PRETTIER
BILLIE GOATISH
March 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
BILLIE GOATISH
I HAVE KNOWN MANY OF THEM PERSONALLY
February 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I HAVE KNOWN MANY OF THEM PERSONALLY
THE POWER I HAVE BEEN COLLECTING ON THREADS IS ALREADY WORKING!!!
WHY DOES THIS SEEM SO ILL-ADVISED TO ME???
WHY DOES THIS SEEM SO ILL-ADVISED TO ME???
February 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
THE POWER I HAVE BEEN COLLECTING ON THREADS IS ALREADY WORKING!!!
WHY DOES THIS SEEM SO ILL-ADVISED TO ME???
WHY DOES THIS SEEM SO ILL-ADVISED TO ME???
THE ENERGY I BRING TO BLUESKY
February 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
THE ENERGY I BRING TO BLUESKY
LET ME SHOW YOU A LITTLE SECRET
February 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
LET ME SHOW YOU A LITTLE SECRET