LORD_DRAGONBONER
banner
lord-dragonboner.bsky.social
LORD_DRAGONBONER
@lord-dragonboner.bsky.social
JUST YOUR ORDINARY GREEN FOREST DRAGON (COMMON) DOING DOPAMINE THINGS AND BEING SEXY
Pinned
BLOOD IN YOUR PEE FOR THE BLOOD IN YOUR PEE GOD!!!
April 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
MY DOG GOT CANDIDA AND TRUMP TRIED TO ANNEX HER
April 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A/B OR NOT TO A/B
April 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
IF YOU TAKE DEPRESSANTS AND ANTIDEPRESSANTS AT THE SAME TIME THEY WILL EXPLODE
April 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
CANADIANS SHOULD NOT MAKE JOKES ABOUT AMERICANS BECAUSE IT IS PUNCHING DOWN
April 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
THE OPEN SECRET OF NIHM
March 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
GUESS WHO IS BACK IN LIKE JAIL OVER ON THREADS!!!

IT IS ME I AM THE ONE WHO IS IN LIKE JAIL!!!

IT IS LIKE THEY HAVE TORN MY HEART AREAS OUT OF MY BODY ZONES
March 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
THEY SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE CALLED THE FEATURE, WHICH IS ABOUT A TOTALLY FINE OLD COMPUTER WHO NONETHELESS GETS AN UPGRADE TO BE YOUNG AND HOT AND JIGGLY AND SUCCESSFUL AT THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS… BUT IT COMES AT A HORRIFYING COST!!!

STARRING:

DEMI MOORE’S LAW

&

DENNIS RAID
March 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!!!
March 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
OH HEY, THIS IS NOT THREADS!!! I CAN POST THIS HERE!!!

I MADE IT TO RESPOND TO TROLLS ON FLICKR LOL
March 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I WANT ENGINEERED NANOMATERIAL DRUGS THAT RANK HOW WELL YOU ARE DOING THEM, COMPETITIVELY

PERFECTLY PACKED BOWL, +5000 POINTS!!!
March 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
CASTLEVANIA OLIVES
March 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
WHEN I AM KING, I AM MANDATING THAT ALL RESTAURANT CHAIRS HAVE BACKS WITH LITTLE BUMPS ON THE CORNERS SO PEOPLE CAN HANG THEIR PURSES ON THEM

VOTE FOR ME
March 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
REVERSE COWGIRL IMPLIES THE EXISTENCE OF FORWARD BULLBOY
March 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
TIRED: ICE ON YOUR GRILL
WIRED: EGG ON YOUR FACE
March 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
MIDWIFE CRISIS
March 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
THE DRAGONRIDERS OF PORN
March 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I AM TOUCHING THEM

I AM TOUCHING MY ROCKS RIGHT NOW
March 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
IF I SAID I WAS RELATED TO PERNESE DRAGONS I WOULD PROBABLY GET SUED INTO OBLIVION BY ANNE MCCAFFREY BECAUSE SHE IS A REAL JERK ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT, AND MANY OF HER FANS WOULD BACK HER UP. I HAVE HAD SOME TERRIBLE (TERRIBLY FUNNY) EXPERIENCES WITH ONLINE COMMUNITIES BASED ON HER NOVELS
March 13, 2025 at 9:31 AM
ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO SHARE THE ASTOUNDING BEAUTY OF NATURE, BUT ALSO TO CROSS A VERY LOW BAR IN ORDER TO DO SO!!! YES I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU A BORING-ASS COOL ROCK!!!
March 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
THE BEST PART ABOUT HAVING MY OWN WINGS AND FLYING PLACES MYSELF IS NO DUMB GATE AGENT IS GOING TO TELL ME I CAN NOT KEEP MY CARRION WITH ME
March 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I SECRETLY HATE FART JOKES AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH FARTS AND I AM ALWAYS SLIGHTLY HORRIFIED THAT I HAVE TO LIKE ALL OF YOUR FART POSTS BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE POST ABOUT FARTS AND I WANT TO LIKE ON PEOPLE’S POSTS BUT OH MY GOD
March 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I AM SO EXTREMELY GREEN THAT IT SPILLS DEEP INTO BOTH THE INFRAGREEN AND ULTRAGREEN SPECTRUMS
March 12, 2025 at 10:26 AM
HAPPY DANCE
March 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
THE GREATEST TRICK THE DEVIL EVER PULLED MADE SURE TO ASK FOR CONSENT, WAS REALLY SKILLED IN BED, HAD A GOOD ATTITUDE, MADE FUNNY JOKES, PAID DOUBLE THE NORMAL RATE, AND LEFT A TIP TO BOOT
March 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM