Chris Bissette 🐻🌈
loottheroom.bsky.social
Chris Bissette 🐻🌈
@loottheroom.bsky.social
Professional grumpy person. Award winning RPG writer of The Wretched, Treasures Of The Troll King, A Dungeon Game. Co-designer of Tunnels & Trolls 2025. Words in Pathfinder 2, Fallout, Discworld, etc.

loottheroom.itch.io
Email: chris @ loot the room .uk
You should buy my book.

go.loottheroom.uk/winter
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Today's chapter of The Mouth Of Winter in a nutshell

go.loottheroom.uk/winter
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Chapter 8 of The Mouth Of Winter is live! Here is a meme to explain what happens in this one.

loottheroom.itch.io/advent2025
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
This past weekend: Yellow weather warning for rain

Me, today: Trail run
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Incredible move from @letterboxd.social
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
AI Overview once again proving how fucking useless it is
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It's our 7 year anniversary today so if you'll excuse me I'm going to drink some wine about it
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm sorry what
December 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
The implication here, of course, being that children's media can't be art.
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Spotify Wrapped is in and unsurprisingly it's my lowest number ever for play minutes. Haven't been in the gym and haven't been listening to music while running.

The only surprise here is that for the first time ever, Comeback Kid aren't in either my top 5 album or top 5 songs.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
There's a PDF in the project downloads
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Chapter 3 of The Mouth Of Winter is live and we're finally learning what the deal with the monks is. Now would be an excellent time to get in on this!

loottheroom.itch.io/advent2025
December 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Chapter 3 of The Mouth Of Winter is live!

Releasing daily things is fun, and part of the fun is that I get to write little notes to readers every day alongside giving them fun stuff that I'm proud of.

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December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This makes the beholder armour from I, Tyrant even better. It's for when they get so unbelievably baked they can't float anymore and need some little legs to walk them around
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
CHC Bosses do Dragonmeet, feat. I.T. Ramel Ebanks, big_dog beefstink, Engineer Seraphin, and Denk Fontaine C.I.S.O (aka @chrisair.itch.io, @lukegearing.bsky.social, me, and @meatcastlegameware.com ).

#over/under
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Chapter 2 summary: "Remember those thirty people you killed yesterday? Funny story about that..."

The monks have some explaining to do. Nobody's going to like the explanation.

Get The Mouth Of Winter here: loottheroom.itch.io/advent2025

#TheMouthOfWinter ❄️
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I'm going to link to the guide so you don't have to go to the hell site.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Addendum: The Mouth Of Winter is now the #1 project in Books on @itch.io sorted by both Popular and Top Sellers
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
That's it, that's the thread. Thanks for your attention.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
At the time of writing this, The Mouth Of Winter has sold 45 copies and made £248.65.

There are still a few hours left in day 1, but this is the worst launch I've had for one of these projects by a fairly large margin.
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Well, The Mouth Of Winter is #2 in Books on @itch.io right now, so I'm pretty happy with that.

Feel free to get it to #1, though.

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December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Here's the first chapter of THE MOUTH OF WINTER for you to read in your browser for free, if you don't want to download a PDF or an epub.

Enjoy.

itch.io/t/5603727/ch...
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Okay it's been 15 hours of perfectly hinged marketing it's time for the weird shit

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December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The book cover itself has the word "OOF" on it, so you got off easy tbh
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The surprise bestseller of Dragonmeet so far today has been The Wonderfvll Discoverie Of Witches, which is back in print after 5 years. Very happy to see people picking this up
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM