My dog is a grumpy little fart machine; but I love him, Your Honor

The strategy now is threaten, misdirect, gaslight. Threats will outrage us, then may not happen. This is intentional, to make us think we’re over reacting or hysterical. It’s gaslighting. Don’t doubt yourself. Save your strength, and don’t bother debating. Own your mind.

Me, admiring the moon and saying my only Italian phrase: “Che bella luna!” Literally one second later, falling into the shower: “Ope!” Quite possibly my most Midwestern moment ever, but there’s still a chance I might drop a tater tot hot dish on a Mighty Ducks dvd, so

I took a DOS programming class at WMU when I was in middle school.

I guess if everybody jumped off a cliff, I would too, bc here I am. Please enjoy this photo of my dog. Yes, he is my whole personality.