Nicholas Veal
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is a senior software engineer who works at the VA and writes music
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Someone (programmer) stands in front of you (user) with a knife. They go to stab you. An angel (CPU designer) dilates space-time so the knife is still traveling but requiring infinite force to accelerate. They overcome this and stab you anyway.
That’s why your computer is slow.
That’s why your computer is slow.
November 16, 2023 at 11:59 PM
Someone (programmer) stands in front of you (user) with a knife. They go to stab you. An angel (CPU designer) dilates space-time so the knife is still traveling but requiring infinite force to accelerate. They overcome this and stab you anyway.
That’s why your computer is slow.
That’s why your computer is slow.