dani
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they must have amnesia they forgot that I'm him
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holy shit I'm in the Hudson river
March 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
holy shit I'm in the Hudson river
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I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding
February 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding
the whole drama about whether Donald Trump or Taylor Swift was booed will only be known to the people who attended. if you want in on the truth, you gotta be a part of the next tax bracket up
February 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
the whole drama about whether Donald Trump or Taylor Swift was booed will only be known to the people who attended. if you want in on the truth, you gotta be a part of the next tax bracket up
I'm a "birds aren't real" wife with a partner who loves them with his whole being
February 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm a "birds aren't real" wife with a partner who loves them with his whole being
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*evil kool-aid man, fixing a wall* oh no…
January 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
*evil kool-aid man, fixing a wall* oh no…
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we need a universal word for short-form content (tiktok, reel, short, etc.)
i propose vine, in honor of where it all began
i propose vine, in honor of where it all began
January 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
we need a universal word for short-form content (tiktok, reel, short, etc.)
i propose vine, in honor of where it all began
i propose vine, in honor of where it all began
getting my hours cut at work sucks until I have to tell men in their 30s to not touch art
January 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
getting my hours cut at work sucks until I have to tell men in their 30s to not touch art
Adam Levine is the Morrissey of Maroon 5
January 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Adam Levine is the Morrissey of Maroon 5
you're telling me a bean jreaned in this casserole?!
December 21, 2024 at 11:24 PM
you're telling me a bean jreaned in this casserole?!
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To the tune of Paint it Black:
Millennials: I see an apartment and I want to paint it grey
Millennials: I see an apartment and I want to paint it grey
December 19, 2024 at 4:47 PM
To the tune of Paint it Black:
Millennials: I see an apartment and I want to paint it grey
Millennials: I see an apartment and I want to paint it grey
who up jingling they balls rn
December 6, 2024 at 1:41 AM
who up jingling they balls rn
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she porkin’ my john till im calling
November 23, 2024 at 9:05 PM
she porkin’ my john till im calling
just watched the greatest homoerotic episode of House last night and the two men with the most tension weren't even house and wilson who were literally pretending to be a gay couple
November 23, 2024 at 9:09 PM
just watched the greatest homoerotic episode of House last night and the two men with the most tension weren't even house and wilson who were literally pretending to be a gay couple
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RFK JR day 1 in HHS after the worms take back over:
November 15, 2024 at 10:06 PM
RFK JR day 1 in HHS after the worms take back over: