Longshorttrader
longshorttrader.bsky.social
Longshorttrader
@longshorttrader.bsky.social
Longshorttrader on Twitter

Investment Analyst at Gotham City Research LLC since 2012 Expertise: Discovering new ways of losing money. “Question unchallenged assumptions.”
“Bill Ackman killed Charlie Kirk”

Was not what I expected to see
September 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Mumdani Derangement Syndrome: A Silicon Valley VC loudly and aggressively attacking Mumdani lol… a bit out of touch ? Why should NYers about what a non NYers think?

Feel the room , this is like Trump but on local level
July 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Mumdani Derangement Syndrome: the 9/11 attackers professed to be Muslim, Mumdani is a Muslim, therefore he is a terrorist…

Implied by these lovely people 👇
June 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The vocal visible opposition is…🤔
June 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
lol
June 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What’s going on here ?
June 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Imagine the following mistake but on a much much larger scale:
May 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“We like immigrants we just don’t like them illegals”

A clear lie, the masks are coming off
May 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Is this real or parody
March 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
March 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If you can’t beat them…

Join them!
March 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Not gonna lie, he is a moron… and I was early to call him “noahmoron” on Twitter for many reasons
February 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
At what point would Taiwan decide it might be in its self interest to strengthen ties with China, if rhetoric and/or actions like 👇 continue ?
February 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Then: TDS = Trump Derangement Syndrome

Now: Trump Delusion Syndrome
January 27, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Man who compounded at 4% per year over a decade…

Sh!t talks Renaissance Technologies 😮
January 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is what FOMO looks like:
January 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Will these and similar behaviors erode confidence in the US capital markets over time, leading to decline in market multiples (ie raise cost of capital)?

That which is permissible is not necessarily beneficial …
January 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
lol
January 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Hmm
January 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
About Bluesky lol
January 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I find it highly ironic and amusing that Elon/vivek are the hedge against the extremist maga… on policy positions they’re probably more in alignment with moderate dems/republicans…

Example: immigration
December 29, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Will the Economist strike again?

Hmmm…
November 21, 2024 at 4:31 PM