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Investment Analyst at Gotham City Research LLC since 2012 Expertise: Discovering new ways of losing money. “Question unchallenged assumptions.”
“Bill Ackman killed Charlie Kirk”

Was not what I expected to see
September 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SAYS IT'S REVIEWING ALL 55 MILLION PEOPLE WITH US VISAS FOR POTENTIAL DEPORTABLE VIOLATIONS -AP

The people I see openly cheering and celebrating this trouble me as much as the news itself
August 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Reposted by Longshorttrader
Pretty scathing rebuke of what Ackman and the ATP did this week.

Not in this story, but Ackman didn't even play college tennis. He was a high school player.

www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
July 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’m old enough to remember MelaniaCoin
June 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Mumdani Derangement Syndrome
June 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The vocal visible opposition is…🤔
June 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
lol
June 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What’s going on here ?
June 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Imagine the following mistake but on a much much larger scale:
May 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“We like immigrants we just don’t like them illegals”

A clear lie, the masks are coming off
May 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Twitter is down (again) - is Bluesky the hedge ?
May 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Policy error is the foundation of macro investing.
April 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Is this real or parody
March 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
March 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If you can’t beat them…

Join them!
March 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Not gonna lie, he is a moron… and I was early to call him “noahmoron” on Twitter for many reasons
February 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It seems the next 4 years for 🇺🇸 will be: “fck around and find out.”
February 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
At what point would Taiwan decide it might be in its self interest to strengthen ties with China, if rhetoric and/or actions like 👇 continue ?
February 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Call me crazy but I think the “well aksully tariffs are good” takes are going to age poorly over time.
February 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Then: TDS = Trump Derangement Syndrome

Now: Trump Delusion Syndrome
January 27, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Man who compounded at 4% per year over a decade…

Sh!t talks Renaissance Technologies 😮
January 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is what FOMO looks like:
January 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Will these and similar behaviors erode confidence in the US capital markets over time, leading to decline in market multiples (ie raise cost of capital)?

That which is permissible is not necessarily beneficial …
January 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
lol
January 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Hmm
January 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM