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Secret Joestar
@longlongmann.bsky.social
Just a 30-something PNW cosplayer trying to make their way into the world.
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“He’s not just a regular moron. He’s the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.” -GLaDOS
Do you hear that, Charlie Brown? That is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of your death.

Goodbye... Charlie Brown.
Not the Ninth, Charlie Brown!
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Welcome to Bsky Goes Cosplay! 💃🏼🕺🏽🎭✨

1️⃣ heart the feed & repost this post to help us find more cosplayers
2️⃣ use #cosplay to post to feed
3️⃣ posts may take a while to appear
4️⃣ more 🌶️ feeds on My profile 👉🏻 @clarabelle.xyz
November 26, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I need a photo shoot, but Washington weather won't let me for the next six months.
October 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
October 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Whenever I get the urge to rejoin Facebook, I remind myself of what Fuckerberg has been doing to pimp his AI, and the general toxicity that plagues his platform, which brings me back to the realization that the Internet I once knew is gone.
August 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Why does it feel like Trump just killed John Wick's dog?
June 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I need more photo shoots soon, but in the meantime, here's an Ariel crossplay.

#cosplay #crossplay #disney #ariel #seattle #uw #pride #lgbtq #nonbinary
June 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This Sakura-Con served as a reminder that I am completely alone in this world, and I have only myself to blame.
April 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Watching the economy plummet right now feels like being NERV personnel, and it's the midst of Third Impact. Except given the choice between the two, I'd take Third Impact.
April 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I was diagnosed at age 7, but didn't learn what autism even was until much later. 30 years later, I still cannot accept myself for what I am, no matter how hard I try, no matter how unfair it is to every other autistic person I know.
April 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
20 bucks says Pete Hegseth's password is "password".
March 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
As an #actuallyautistic person, I still have way too much internalized ableism left to unpack, stemming from decades of abusive education telling me I'll never amount to anything. I wish I knew how to unlearn this.
March 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Are there any other autistic people out there who are dreading Autism Awareness Day this year? Because something tells me this administration is planning to drop an atomic bombshell on us.
March 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I am disappointed that so many of us are either returning to or never left Meta despite the toxicity there.
March 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You'd think that Musk being autistic would be enough cause for Trump and RFK to not go apeshit over the condition. For that matter, you'd think Trump and RFK going apeshit over autism would be enough cause for Musk to call them out over it.
March 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
March 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Let's talk about the autistic experience of managing to create friendships of convenience that end the moment the situation changes (by masking heavily) but having a really hard time creating deep meaningful friendships (by being yourself).

I feel like we need to talk about this.
March 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I wish I could feel anger over the direction this country is heading, but all I'm able to feel is despair and extreme self-loathing.
March 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Should I even bother cosplaying or going to cons anymore? I seem to no longer be capable of finding joy in it, let alone anything else.
February 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
When 2020 started, I predicted I would not live to see the end of this decade. Five years later, my autistic ass is in very real danger.
“This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.

This is a manifesto against disability.

This is the language of eugenics.” - Erin Biba

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
February 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I still wonder if deleting my Facebook was the right move, considering I essentially abandoned my cosplay circle.
February 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Posting crossplay photos until senpai notices me.

#valentines
February 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I am the worst Elsa cosplayer ever. Because I CAN'T LET YOU GO.

#cosplay #disney #frozen #elsa
February 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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🌲Seattle Location shoots🌲
Seattle I’m coming at ya March 21-23! I’m so excited to come to the PNW FINALLY!
I’ll be in tow with @adoylible.bsky.social and @amiephotos.bsky.social and I’m so excited!
Forms for me open 2/22 !!!!
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#seattle #cosplayphotographer #fantasyphotographer #cosplay
February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Meanwhile, another cosplay I no longer own.

#cosplay #mlp #celestia
February 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM