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#0262, RED CARD Division
when was the last time you took a vacation? or even a day off?
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
he’s hamming up the tourist thing ‘cause he’s hoping one of the union bros on construction will show him around.
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
haw. that makes you even older. how’s it feel to be retirement-age?

yeah, being out in the sun all the time doesn’t super help… and the buzz. maybe if I still had a shag I’d look younger.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
roxanne did it in front of him so much that he learned to do it himself with the smoke from Fire Fang. not joking.
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
BOOOOOOOOO. come on, I wanna see you before my next deployment. you need to put something on my souvenirs list for Kalos.
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Sir Ralts can pop as many balloons as he wants. what the FUCK this is awesome. bring it in! what’re we drinking?
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
YUKI. COME OVER!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
he’s kinda smooth with it
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
you guys are so dramatic. when did you find time to decorate? and get gifts??? YOU GUYS ARE SO NICE ACTUALLY. I’ll be home in fifteen and then I’m gonna shower quick. you and lis stop by whenever.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
AYO. down boy. they’re working.
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I MISSED A PHONE CALL FROM MY DAD. I’M SO DEAD
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
yeah, no joke. I’m not supposed to talk about it, but I was told that they’re having trouble with wild rampages escaping from Wild Zones…

try not to ogle the construction folk too hard. those are my union brothers.
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
you always find a way to multitask as efficiently as you can. no time gets wasted unless you choose to take it easy. always admired that about you. yeah, I’ll bet Lisia’s gonna be over the moon about it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
wait slay actually… lightning round rerun! that’d be a great way to get out all your rage at bureaucracy.
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
you can’t even have your florist think about seeing other clients somewhere else. you are SO possessive.

if you’re really serious… I think I’d like that. it’d be fun. and you can meet my coworkers. I don’t think they believe I’m actually friends with Gym Leaders.
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 AM
you’re joking me.
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
> I don't know... just have a bad feeling about leaving this time. I can't explain it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
not sure, but probably. we're a clean-up crew. some roaming berserk pokemon that certain people high-up have requested help with. I don't really know much else. they need trainers with Key Stones and we have them.

I have the other agents on my team, and Mr. White watching. doesn't feel like enough.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
mostly the second. the city's fine. mr. white is insufferable but easy to distract. I just... I don't know. I finally got used to being away from home and now I feel like it's the first time all over again.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM