🧧
banner
longjumps.bsky.social
🧧
@longjumps.bsky.social
#0262, RED CARD Division
Pinned
OW
he keeps trying to make Solitaire happen but it’s not going to happen he’s not cool enough for that.
January 25, 2026 at 3:12 AM
gwendolyn is right, though, I am a total bigmouth.
January 25, 2026 at 3:07 AM
kick ‘em when they’re up, kick ‘em when they’re down… 😙🎶
January 25, 2026 at 2:57 AM
she likes to talk in riddles. just like someone I know. 🥱
January 24, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Reposted by 🧧
January 10, 2026 at 2:06 PM
kind of hard not to think about age when, in a lot of ways, you peaked at 14.
January 23, 2026 at 4:51 PM
it is SO cold here now. can’t wait to be reassigned at this point.
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 AM
she wants me
Both swept end to end. At least on the Johto side.

If this trail jumps into trans-dimensional nonsense or time travel, it stops being my problem. I hunt men who breathe the same air as me. Anything beyond that is a problem for our friends at Interpol who still believe the universe is playing fair.
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
almost february and yuki hasn’t asked me to be the cosmically-sent sharp arrow in his ass for valentine’s day yet :(.
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 AM
can someone tell him not to leave the region so this doesn't become an interpol thing. he doesn't want it to be an interpol thing
January 19, 2026 at 5:13 AM
broooooo lmfao
There’s a hefty award being offered for information regarding Ford Silph—the heir and son of the CEO of Silph Co—who has gone missing. If anyone has any leads, the Indigo League’s interested. You can message me with any leads.
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Reposted by 🧧
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Reposted by 🧧
January 15, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Reposted by 🧧
July 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
ILL PAY THE EXTRA MONEY. NO SPHEAL SHOULD EVER BE HALVED
January 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
wow you guys weren't kidding when you said a lot was happening in the League huh.
January 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
OUT ON PAROLE IN FIVE YEARS?
January 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
TWEETS FROM OUTSIDE MY FUCKING BATHROOM DOOR
I love my friends. In 2026 I will be visiting them unannounced more often.
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
okay no but for real the bangs are banging.
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM
oh my gaawddddd two day long hangover what’s happening to me.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 AM
ohhhhh fuuuckkk
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Reposted by 🧧
December 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
@wally.pokenavs.net are we going clubbing NYE or bumming around or what? if I'm not working. ... hopefully I'm not working. eesh.
December 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Reposted by 🧧
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Reposted by 🧧
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM