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Artisanal Male Birth
September 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Artisanal Male Birth
It’s okay queen you can be 32
August 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It’s okay queen you can be 32
Seeing Dasha from Red Scare pop up in The Materialists was a literal jump scare
June 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Seeing Dasha from Red Scare pop up in The Materialists was a literal jump scare
Why is the #whitelotus family kinda giving Meredith Mark’s family (obvi they don’t have the incest)
February 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Why is the #whitelotus family kinda giving Meredith Mark’s family (obvi they don’t have the incest)
A bear with vocal fry is such a special thing
February 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A bear with vocal fry is such a special thing
I think introverts could be helped by just deciding to not be that anymore
January 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I think introverts could be helped by just deciding to not be that anymore
The only people who I know that watch survivor are gays in their 20s and 30s and elderly straight people
January 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The only people who I know that watch survivor are gays in their 20s and 30s and elderly straight people
I wouldn’t stop talking about him a few days ago so my grandma decided to watch Killing Of A Sacred Deer and reported to me that she didn’t like how they talked and that Nicole Kidman was the best part of the movie
Yorgos Lanthimos you will always be famous
January 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I wouldn’t stop talking about him a few days ago so my grandma decided to watch Killing Of A Sacred Deer and reported to me that she didn’t like how they talked and that Nicole Kidman was the best part of the movie
The part in Blue Velvet where Mike does “the chicken walk” was a true scaring the hoes moment.
The hoes in this case being me.
The hoes in this case being me.
January 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The part in Blue Velvet where Mike does “the chicken walk” was a true scaring the hoes moment.
The hoes in this case being me.
The hoes in this case being me.
Yorgos Lanthimos you will always be famous
January 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Yorgos Lanthimos you will always be famous
I’m not even trying to make a joke but like Trumps portrait looks like he had a stroke and no one else is mentioning it so I feel like I’m crazy
January 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m not even trying to make a joke but like Trumps portrait looks like he had a stroke and no one else is mentioning it so I feel like I’m crazy
I have to stop myself from thinking about Winds of Winter too much because I get lightheaded
January 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I have to stop myself from thinking about Winds of Winter too much because I get lightheaded
I think I should have been off work for the Carter funeral I don’t know what he did but I’m sure it was fine comparatively and I didn’t want to get out of bed this morning
January 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I think I should have been off work for the Carter funeral I don’t know what he did but I’m sure it was fine comparatively and I didn’t want to get out of bed this morning
The gay urge to marry a extremely religious girl from your hometown church every Christmas season
December 29, 2024 at 5:42 PM
The gay urge to marry a extremely religious girl from your hometown church every Christmas season
I Am Love is criminally underrated and is still a solid 8/10 but will never be though of since it’s pre-CMBYN and Suspiria
December 29, 2024 at 6:44 AM
I Am Love is criminally underrated and is still a solid 8/10 but will never be though of since it’s pre-CMBYN and Suspiria
I need more physical media or I will die!!
December 29, 2024 at 6:40 AM
I need more physical media or I will die!!
Almost bought a belt in the shape of a snake then realized I would be buying from the UK and I will NOT be doing that!!!
December 13, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Almost bought a belt in the shape of a snake then realized I would be buying from the UK and I will NOT be doing that!!!
I enjoy that the SUP hosts have not experienced audience capture and fully enjoy not giving part of the audience what they want
December 11, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I enjoy that the SUP hosts have not experienced audience capture and fully enjoy not giving part of the audience what they want
Someone’s dying? Let me put on my 2024 election accessories to go see their final breathes!!
December 8, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Someone’s dying? Let me put on my 2024 election accessories to go see their final breathes!!
Minivan blaring Dancing Through Life as it skids across ice causing an 18 car pileup
December 1, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Minivan blaring Dancing Through Life as it skids across ice causing an 18 car pileup
She crawled out of the tv backwards??? And there was a well???
December 1, 2024 at 5:12 AM
She crawled out of the tv backwards??? And there was a well???
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my biggest weakness is i cannot tell if someone is wearing a wig or not
November 30, 2024 at 4:02 AM
my biggest weakness is i cannot tell if someone is wearing a wig or not
Marathon training starting next week YUP
November 29, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Marathon training starting next week YUP
Saalt Studios restock going to shake the table and my wallet
November 29, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Saalt Studios restock going to shake the table and my wallet