It's hard to have satisfying sex with someone much smaller than you. Unless, I guess, you are really small.

I can't help thinking that all of Epsteins friends must have had tiny dicks. And not much libedo.

My friends who are therapists and counsellors have been careful with me, but i know that they were thinking “this never goes well, no matter how optimistic you are it’s going to be a train wreck.” Now we all know they were right.

A couple of days after that conversation she send me a text. “I’m so sorry I hurt you so badly”. The first hint of recognition. It feels good.

Same. The sex was fantastic for the first six months, then she slowly distanced herself until she moved out. It didn't last with the other woman though.

She asked, for the first time, whether I thought we could be together again. I said I’m not sure i can ever be with anybody with that sort of commitment. I talked about the well of hope and joy that is broken. She thanked me for being honest.

First time I knew my ex was planning to move out was a calendar reminder to look at a rental. With a man's name. Spent a while wondering who he was, later found out he was the real estate agent.