LonelyMothman
@lonelymothman.bsky.social
Just a misunderstood cryptid trying to make sense of the human world…
So much for being Anti-War. What happened to their isolationist policies?
June 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
So much for being Anti-War. What happened to their isolationist policies?
Man, I hate the writers of this timeline. I hope the Illuminati fires them and writes us a more believable timeline.
March 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Man, I hate the writers of this timeline. I hope the Illuminati fires them and writes us a more believable timeline.
I could not agree more
March 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I could not agree more
Tomorrow is Tariff Day…
February 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Tomorrow is Tariff Day…
Off to a great start I see…
January 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Off to a great start I see…
Man… the prolateriat can not rise up and purge fast enough.
January 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Man… the prolateriat can not rise up and purge fast enough.
I was excited to see myself represented on a cryptid shirt at Hottopic.
January 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I was excited to see myself represented on a cryptid shirt at Hottopic.
Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man, you’re selling us a scam,
Your golden towers crumble where they stand.
Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man, just one more hollow plan,
And we’ll be here to watch it hit the fan.
Your golden towers crumble where they stand.
Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man, just one more hollow plan,
And we’ll be here to watch it hit the fan.
December 31, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man, you’re selling us a scam,
Your golden towers crumble where they stand.
Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man, just one more hollow plan,
And we’ll be here to watch it hit the fan.
Your golden towers crumble where they stand.
Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man, just one more hollow plan,
And we’ll be here to watch it hit the fan.
Let’s fucking gooooo!!!! 2024 Resolution complete! Mothman out!
December 31, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Let’s fucking gooooo!!!! 2024 Resolution complete! Mothman out!
They tried to institute mandatory IQ tests for congress people, but the test proctor killed himself after interviewing Lauren “broadway handie” Boebert.
December 29, 2024 at 7:34 PM
They tried to institute mandatory IQ tests for congress people, but the test proctor killed himself after interviewing Lauren “broadway handie” Boebert.
Santa doesn't hold a monopoly on being a night time creeper.
December 26, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Santa doesn't hold a monopoly on being a night time creeper.
I don’t know if it’s Darcy or Stacey, but those 90 Day Fiancé twins be looking crazy these days.
December 26, 2024 at 3:58 AM
I don’t know if it’s Darcy or Stacey, but those 90 Day Fiancé twins be looking crazy these days.
This new presidency is really working out for Papa Elon.
December 26, 2024 at 1:38 AM
This new presidency is really working out for Papa Elon.
December 26, 2024 at 1:23 AM
There’s some ho’s in this house…
December 25, 2024 at 10:56 PM
There’s some ho’s in this house…
Santa had a little accident with the Yule log this year. Christmas is canceled.
December 24, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Santa had a little accident with the Yule log this year. Christmas is canceled.