LonelyMothman
@lonelymothman.bsky.social
Just a misunderstood cryptid trying to make sense of the human world…
I figured ‘thoughts and prayers’ would be enough to cover this whole situation so I could move on… seems like no?
September 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I figured ‘thoughts and prayers’ would be enough to cover this whole situation so I could move on… seems like no?
Hey @cbssportscbb.bsky.social why the f you switch the bills coverage to the rams mid game???? Put back on the bills and the jets
September 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Hey @cbssportscbb.bsky.social why the f you switch the bills coverage to the rams mid game???? Put back on the bills and the jets
The Mothman is taking an offici stance on something... I hate Bobby Flay.
July 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The Mothman is taking an offici stance on something... I hate Bobby Flay.
It's hard out here for a Mothman. ICE keeps asking to see my papers, and I keep melting their brains with my psychic powers... I need a vacation.
July 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It's hard out here for a Mothman. ICE keeps asking to see my papers, and I keep melting their brains with my psychic powers... I need a vacation.
Don’t get me wrong here, politicians are fucking ghouls… but my republican neighbors make me realize that they genuinely think they are trying to save the country, as much as my side genuinely feels the same way. How do we come together on this? Like things used to be?
July 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Don’t get me wrong here, politicians are fucking ghouls… but my republican neighbors make me realize that they genuinely think they are trying to save the country, as much as my side genuinely feels the same way. How do we come together on this? Like things used to be?
I’d like to go on record. I fucking hate fireworks. I think they’re stupid. I think less of you for wasting money on them. And if you’re setting them off in my neighborhood after 11pm, I am genuinely hoping you blow some fingers off.
July 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’d like to go on record. I fucking hate fireworks. I think they’re stupid. I think less of you for wasting money on them. And if you’re setting them off in my neighborhood after 11pm, I am genuinely hoping you blow some fingers off.
So much for being Anti-War. What happened to their isolationist policies?
June 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
So much for being Anti-War. What happened to their isolationist policies?
Anyone who claims to understand Tennet is a fucking liar.
March 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Anyone who claims to understand Tennet is a fucking liar.
Man, I hate the writers of this timeline. I hope the Illuminati fires them and writes us a more believable timeline.
March 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Man, I hate the writers of this timeline. I hope the Illuminati fires them and writes us a more believable timeline.
Eat any good books lately?
March 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Eat any good books lately?
DOGE is eyeing the Social Security admin next. They are literally robbing the people. Remember, when the looting starts, that’s when the shooting starts
March 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
DOGE is eyeing the Social Security admin next. They are literally robbing the people. Remember, when the looting starts, that’s when the shooting starts
I could not agree more
March 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I could not agree more
Let's make a new trend, replacing "Live, Laugh, Love" signs and decals with "Deny, Defend, Depose" ones
March 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Let's make a new trend, replacing "Live, Laugh, Love" signs and decals with "Deny, Defend, Depose" ones
If you were MAGA in 2016, I'd say you were misinformed and misguided. If you're MAGA today, I'd say you're a fucking idiot. Do the world a favor and take a bath with your toaster.
March 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If you were MAGA in 2016, I'd say you were misinformed and misguided. If you're MAGA today, I'd say you're a fucking idiot. Do the world a favor and take a bath with your toaster.
I don’t know if you’re aware of this… but Oreos dunked in coffee are the fucking shit!
February 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I don’t know if you’re aware of this… but Oreos dunked in coffee are the fucking shit!
Can we fast forward to the part where they have to off themselves in a bunker?
February 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Can we fast forward to the part where they have to off themselves in a bunker?
He who smelt it, does not legally confirm that he dealt it.
February 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
He who smelt it, does not legally confirm that he dealt it.
Refusing to use someone’s pronouns but insisting we rename the Gulf of Mexico to the ‘Gulf of America’ is a level of hypocrisy so bold it should have its own flag.
February 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Refusing to use someone’s pronouns but insisting we rename the Gulf of Mexico to the ‘Gulf of America’ is a level of hypocrisy so bold it should have its own flag.
Being a cryptid and all, I had no idea what Kendrick Lamar’s music sounded like until the halftime show. I gotta say, I’m a fan!
February 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Being a cryptid and all, I had no idea what Kendrick Lamar’s music sounded like until the halftime show. I gotta say, I’m a fan!
I'm lucky bird flu doesn't infect Mothman. The rest of you on the other hand...
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie .
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February 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm lucky bird flu doesn't infect Mothman. The rest of you on the other hand...
I have a cold… my wife has a cold… my 13 week old baby has a cold… this sucks.
February 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I have a cold… my wife has a cold… my 13 week old baby has a cold… this sucks.
Ben & Jerry’s dairy free Tonight Dough slaps
February 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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