@lonelykettlebellmb.bsky.social
You workout because you feel guilty over the cake you ate last night. I workout so I can throw her over my shoulder and carry her off to devour her. We are not the same.
December 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
You workout because you feel guilty over the cake you ate last night. I workout so I can throw her over my shoulder and carry her off to devour her. We are not the same.
Her tanlines are her second best feature. What's her best? You'll just have to book her to find out.
Recovered and rocking it like a bikini 👙 princess should in this glorious warmth.
Miiiight have tanlines to show off… if you wanna see, you know what to do 😉
Miiiight have tanlines to show off… if you wanna see, you know what to do 😉
December 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Her tanlines are her second best feature. What's her best? You'll just have to book her to find out.
Happiness is..... starting the Lord of the Rings extended edition with your youngest for the first time.
December 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Happiness is..... starting the Lord of the Rings extended edition with your youngest for the first time.
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Will I get to 1000 followers for January 1st? 🥹
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Will I get to 1000 followers for January 1st? 🥹
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Only one hour left available today at 8:30pm before I go on hiatus for January. Reach out via DM or text to book.
Otherwise see you in February. 💋
Otherwise see you in February. 💋
Limited availability for the month of December.
I'll be taking a hiatus in January so make sure to book our time in advance to guarantee time together.
Happiest of holidays. 😚🩷
I'll be taking a hiatus in January so make sure to book our time in advance to guarantee time together.
Happiest of holidays. 😚🩷
December 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Only one hour left available today at 8:30pm before I go on hiatus for January. Reach out via DM or text to book.
Otherwise see you in February. 💋
Otherwise see you in February. 💋
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Holy smokes a Christmas present!! 499 followers - who’s going to be the 500th one? 🥰
December 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Holy smokes a Christmas present!! 499 followers - who’s going to be the 500th one? 🥰
Just a friendly reminder to start your fitness goals
December 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just a friendly reminder to start your fitness goals
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This whole “tropical” Christmas idea should be a tradition. Instead of shovelling in frigid temps I’m dancing on beaches in bikinis. 👙 ☀️
December 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
This whole “tropical” Christmas idea should be a tradition. Instead of shovelling in frigid temps I’m dancing on beaches in bikinis. 👙 ☀️
Just a friendly reminder to keep up your hard-won fitness habits over the holidays.
December 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Just a friendly reminder to keep up your hard-won fitness habits over the holidays.
A rare selfie as I workout at the resort gym
December 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A rare selfie as I workout at the resort gym
The only downside to taking wifie to the hotel with the spa is that we have small children on either side of our room.
December 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The only downside to taking wifie to the hotel with the spa is that we have small children on either side of our room.
Non sexual date ideas for your favorite provider:
-Crossfit class or other fitness activity
-couples massage
-Go to the museum, aquarium, or zoo
-90s karaoke
-cheese fondue
Life is short. Book the girl.
-Crossfit class or other fitness activity
-couples massage
-Go to the museum, aquarium, or zoo
-90s karaoke
-cheese fondue
Life is short. Book the girl.
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Non sexual date ideas for your favorite provider:
-Crossfit class or other fitness activity
-couples massage
-Go to the museum, aquarium, or zoo
-90s karaoke
-cheese fondue
Life is short. Book the girl.
-Crossfit class or other fitness activity
-couples massage
-Go to the museum, aquarium, or zoo
-90s karaoke
-cheese fondue
Life is short. Book the girl.
Why haven't you booked her yet? Life is short. Make the memory.
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Why haven't you booked her yet? Life is short. Make the memory.
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Back in YEG for January only… Celebrate my Birthday with me. Then I’m gone on hiatus. Don’t miss your moment ;)
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Back in YEG for January only… Celebrate my Birthday with me. Then I’m gone on hiatus. Don’t miss your moment ;)
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My X has been suspended so I’m going to put more effort in here. Help me find my friends! Please share.
December 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My X has been suspended so I’m going to put more effort in here. Help me find my friends! Please share.
Not a sexy workout. But it was consistent.
December 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Not a sexy workout. But it was consistent.
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Etobicoke todayyy, you know what to do 😇
December 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Etobicoke todayyy, you know what to do 😇
Happiness is...
Enjoying coffee and Bailey's while walking through an Xmas market with your partner.
Enjoying coffee and Bailey's while walking through an Xmas market with your partner.
December 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Happiness is...
Enjoying coffee and Bailey's while walking through an Xmas market with your partner.
Enjoying coffee and Bailey's while walking through an Xmas market with your partner.
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In the mirror there are so many possibilities. You just need to believe.
I’m almost off to my next adventure. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Thank you for all the memories ❤️❤️❤️
I’m almost off to my next adventure. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Thank you for all the memories ❤️❤️❤️
December 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
In the mirror there are so many possibilities. You just need to believe.
I’m almost off to my next adventure. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Thank you for all the memories ❤️❤️❤️
I’m almost off to my next adventure. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Thank you for all the memories ❤️❤️❤️
The best memories are made with the best people
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The best memories are made with the best people
When you share memes with both your wife and favorite provider at the same time.
December 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
When you share memes with both your wife and favorite provider at the same time.
GET A MANICURE!When I see providers, I always try to get a manicure before hand. Why? I don't want to scratch her in an intimate area.
#bethebetterclient
#bethebetterclient
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
GET A MANICURE!When I see providers, I always try to get a manicure before hand. Why? I don't want to scratch her in an intimate area.
#bethebetterclient
#bethebetterclient
You're in her DMs saying how hot she is. I've just paid for a FMTY upfront and am confirming what lingerie she is bringing to rock my world. We are not the same.
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
You're in her DMs saying how hot she is. I've just paid for a FMTY upfront and am confirming what lingerie she is bringing to rock my world. We are not the same.
That feeling you get when you finally start seeing some definition in your legs from squatting.
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
That feeling you get when you finally start seeing some definition in your legs from squatting.