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Goblin
@lonely-goblin.bsky.social
28 • bisexual • libra • WI, USA
She/her
What are the fucking odds dude this was so fun amd made my whole week
April 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
It’s always a good sign when your mechanic friend takes a look at your car and as soon as you start it up he says “holy fuck”
February 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Crazy how fast a good mood can come crashing down
February 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
In one of my moms “favorite pictures” of me I’m wearing a shirt that says “cum dumpster” 💀
February 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’ve been in this job for 3 1/2 years and today I finally broke down and cried in the bathroom so how’s everyone else’s day going?
January 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Reposted by Goblin
January 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’ve spent so many hours going through my TikTok saves trying to save all the products and ideas I have on there so when it gets banned I don’t lose everything and it’s EXHAUSTING. WHY can’t I keep my fun little app??? This place SUCKS
January 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My husband and I have owned stardew valley for 7 days and we’ve put more than 25 hours into the game. We both work full time and haven’t had a single overlapping day off together
January 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Made the bedroom all cozy and lit candles to play stardew valley in bed with my husband but we ended up having sex instead 😬
January 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Me: Instagram is bad for your mental health and you should delete it in 2025
Also me: *goes on a spree following all of the absolute HOTTEST women I can find*
January 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Being off hormonal birth control is literally crazy, why am I in HEAT one week a month this is getting out of hand
December 31, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I honestly think 2024 was one of the worst years I’ve had in a long long time. Nothing bad even really happened so idk why I feel that way but looking back it feels like such a waste
December 31, 2024 at 5:26 AM
I’m getting so fucking burnt out on everything. Christmas was a nice break but waking up to normal life this morning was really a punch in the gut
December 26, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Christmas
December 26, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Look at me out here reading stuff
December 24, 2024 at 5:10 AM
I got to hang out with my bestie a few times even though I live in a different state 💕 I read over 70 books and had my highest earning year at my job since I started
quote this with some of ur 2024 highlights!! I wanna hear all the good things that happened to you this year
December 21, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I can tell I’m PMSing bc I’m at a bar after 1 Long Island thinking about how I can’t go home for Christmas and I’m about to burst into tears
December 20, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Welp I tried
December 16, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Casual yap sess with my girlfriend
December 7, 2024 at 6:27 AM
If “top songs of 2024” then why so many skips???
December 5, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Spotify wrapped plus statsforspotify bc I feel like that’s more accurate
December 5, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Golden hour at the Christmas tree farm
December 1, 2024 at 10:41 PM
“On the bright side if I die today I’ll never know what it’s like to be old, unwanted, and unloved”
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I’m so drained from work I was SURE I was starting my period but turns out I still have a week to go 🥲 thing are just that shitty I assumed it HAD to be hormones and not burnout
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 AM
This is the work week from hell. Sometimes I wish I could be a ruthless bitch and take my managers job but the vibes would be too off and I’m too much of a peacekeeper for that shit
November 22, 2024 at 4:26 AM