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Lauren 🌸
@loncb.bsky.social
Currently losing to a collection of mental illnesses.
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So after my very emotive 8000 character email to my MP, I’ve had 2 page letter back…

Absolutely nothing relating to me, full of bullshit sound bites.

- This is what we (he’s conservative) did… ok so it didn’t work?
- This is what we planned, poor us we couldn’t do it.
- This is what labour plan.
🥰
December 14, 2024 at 10:15 PM
So there’s this cute trend to get cute Christmassy dog photos….

Portrait mode didn’t work. Then my camera froze on normal mode and I missed it all!! Annnnnnd now we’ve run out of wrapping paper 🤦🏼‍♀️ but he enjoyed it!!! 🤣
December 12, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Did some drawings to try and express how I feel… 🎨
December 11, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Imma explode.
December 10, 2024 at 8:35 PM
And again today?!

Mate, it makes me cry before I’ve even got where I need to go!!! (And not in a good way) 🤯

@uhbtrust.bsky.social
Carol singers in hospitals really boil my piss.

‘It’s the most wonderful time of the year’

IS IT? Is it FUCK. Read the room.
December 10, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Carol singers in hospitals really boil my piss.

‘It’s the most wonderful time of the year’

IS IT? Is it FUCK. Read the room.
December 9, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Reposted by Lauren 🌸
Some things not to comment on this Christmas:

- someone’s weight
- someone’s size
- how much they are eating
- how little they are eating
- the speed they are eating
- the type of foods they are eating
- the times they are eating
- your post Christmas diet
- how fat you feel
December 7, 2024 at 9:59 AM
My mother, ladies and gentlemen… what an absolute QUEEN, defending her palace!! 👑👑👑
December 6, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by Lauren 🌸
Me: can I get some help for my mental health please ☺️
NHS: oops no therapy, only TIPP skill to get through this bit
Me: ok thanks, I’ve tried it but I think I need talking therapy
NHS: DISTRACTION TECHNIQUES!!!!!! To get through this bit
Me: ok all I now do is distract myself from my thoughts and
December 5, 2024 at 5:31 PM
First Enhanced PD Pathways assessment session tomorrow, I’d be fully lying if I said I wasn’t pinning all of my hopes on it.

At this point, there’s literally nothing else 🤷‍♀️
December 4, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Not quite the Paddington vibe I was going for….(‘Paddington doesn’t wear a beret mummy!!’)

… but this gave me the best laugh I’ve had in ages!!! Bless him 🤣🤣
December 4, 2024 at 10:06 PM
So today I met my new cpn.

My 7th in less than 2 years.

She was 30mins late.

Then tells me her contract runs out in FEBRUARY.

Htt are discharging me to her on Friday as apparently I’ve got her I’m fine.

I genuinely want to give up.
December 4, 2024 at 3:46 PM
🫥
December 2, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I’m 100% turning into a stereotypical ‘Karen’ but I feel all of these complaints I’ve made recently have been very valid.
December 2, 2024 at 7:29 PM
They didn’t call back at all.

Just like Sunday, when I called in similar circumstances and no one called me back.

I’m so angry. They’re always telling me to reach out, why exactly???
Is 2 hours reasonable to have still not heard back from the crisis team, after calling them in tears?

I genuinely don’t know anymore 🤷‍♀️
December 2, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Is 2 hours reasonable to have still not heard back from the crisis team, after calling them in tears?

I genuinely don’t know anymore 🤷‍♀️
December 2, 2024 at 2:35 PM
December 2, 2024 at 12:57 PM
🧡
December 1, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Omg I love it🤣
December 1, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I decided to write back to my MP, because his response was unacceptable;
December 1, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Tell me you didn’t read my email, without telling me you didn’t read my email….

🖕🏻
November 30, 2024 at 11:04 AM
So after my very emotive 8000 character email to my MP, I’ve had 2 page letter back…

Absolutely nothing relating to me, full of bullshit sound bites.

- This is what we (he’s conservative) did… ok so it didn’t work?
- This is what we planned, poor us we couldn’t do it.
- This is what labour plan.
November 30, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Would you? Would you really?
Cause you do fuck all with it.
November 29, 2024 at 11:36 AM
November 28, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Finally managed some sort of space buns! ☄️🪐🚀👽
November 28, 2024 at 11:04 AM