Lorna Woolfson
@lolcov.bsky.social
Comedy Writer. Sitcom Mission Winner, Funny Women & BAFTA Rocliffe Finalist. Female Pilot Clubber, BAFTA Connect member Rep:@imagine_talent
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Lorna Woolfson
@lolcov.bsky.social
· Dec 6
“To quote oneself is to somewhat miss the point of soliciting other opinions to back up your point” - Lorna Woolfson
How I miss the days when a cough was just a cough and not also a wee.
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
How I miss the days when a cough was just a cough and not also a wee.
“Welcome to this, the hotly anticipated final of the World Champion Staring Contest. Who will blink first? Nobody knows!”
April 27, 2025 at 9:25 AM
“Welcome to this, the hotly anticipated final of the World Champion Staring Contest. Who will blink first? Nobody knows!”
Honey bees are a scientific wonder. You only need to look at a hive to marvel at their extraordinary gifts. Can’t find their way out of an open window though can they!!
April 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Honey bees are a scientific wonder. You only need to look at a hive to marvel at their extraordinary gifts. Can’t find their way out of an open window though can they!!
Undented tins of baked beans have become as rare as pigeons with two intact feet!
January 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Undented tins of baked beans have become as rare as pigeons with two intact feet!
Wait, is Barbie’s real name Barbara?
January 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Wait, is Barbie’s real name Barbara?
New Year’s resolution 2022: Learn all the Presidents of the US in order (Done!)
New Year’s resolution 2023: Learn all the kings and Queens of England in order (Done!)
New Year’s resolution 2024: learn all the Prime Ministers of the UK in the last three years in order. (Wish me luck!)
New Year’s resolution 2023: Learn all the kings and Queens of England in order (Done!)
New Year’s resolution 2024: learn all the Prime Ministers of the UK in the last three years in order. (Wish me luck!)
December 26, 2024 at 11:20 AM
New Year’s resolution 2022: Learn all the Presidents of the US in order (Done!)
New Year’s resolution 2023: Learn all the kings and Queens of England in order (Done!)
New Year’s resolution 2024: learn all the Prime Ministers of the UK in the last three years in order. (Wish me luck!)
New Year’s resolution 2023: Learn all the kings and Queens of England in order (Done!)
New Year’s resolution 2024: learn all the Prime Ministers of the UK in the last three years in order. (Wish me luck!)
Merry Christmakkah!
December 25, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Merry Christmakkah!
Well they’ve certainly made that more complicated than it needs to be! Fill it in people!
Just filled this in.
by which I mean I wrote the same answer in each box.
"Total copyright protection. It's not hard."
Please join me if you're not a thief.
by which I mean I wrote the same answer in each box.
"Total copyright protection. It's not hard."
Please join me if you're not a thief.
Copyright and Artificial Intelligence
This consultation seeks views on how the government can ensure the UK’s legal framework for AI and copyright supports the UK creative industries and AI sector together.
www.gov.uk
December 19, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Well they’ve certainly made that more complicated than it needs to be! Fill it in people!
It’s beginning to look a lot like I’m not going to be ready for Christmas in time!
December 17, 2024 at 2:43 PM
It’s beginning to look a lot like I’m not going to be ready for Christmas in time!
I love words that sound like other words. Does that make me Homophonic?
December 13, 2024 at 9:13 AM
I love words that sound like other words. Does that make me Homophonic?
Hey autocorrect, why do you think they’mr and amd are words but fuck isn’t?
December 10, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Hey autocorrect, why do you think they’mr and amd are words but fuck isn’t?
I make struggling look really easy.
December 10, 2024 at 11:44 AM
I make struggling look really easy.
“To quote oneself is to somewhat miss the point of soliciting other opinions to back up your point” - Lorna Woolfson
December 6, 2024 at 11:18 AM
“To quote oneself is to somewhat miss the point of soliciting other opinions to back up your point” - Lorna Woolfson
I’ve got a Futon allergy.
December 6, 2024 at 10:43 AM
I’ve got a Futon allergy.
Me trying to walk in a straight line whilst struggling with Vertigo!
December 5, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Me trying to walk in a straight line whilst struggling with Vertigo!
My hair always looks exactly how I want it the day before a hair appointment.
December 5, 2024 at 12:48 PM
My hair always looks exactly how I want it the day before a hair appointment.
Dear algorithms, I haven’t bought a single present yet. Please stop trying to get me to Christmas theme wheels of Brie!!
December 5, 2024 at 9:50 AM
Dear algorithms, I haven’t bought a single present yet. Please stop trying to get me to Christmas theme wheels of Brie!!
I’d like to bring back the death penalty for parents who talk through other kids music recitals!
December 3, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I’d like to bring back the death penalty for parents who talk through other kids music recitals!
You spend the first half of your life living it and the second half trying to work out how the first half has fucked you up.
December 3, 2024 at 10:41 AM
You spend the first half of your life living it and the second half trying to work out how the first half has fucked you up.
Ahhhh it’s only middle class women of a certain age. As you were then Greg!!
December 1, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Ahhhh it’s only middle class women of a certain age. As you were then Greg!!
I wonder how Rod Stewart is feeling about being described as a middle class woman of a certain age!!
December 1, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I wonder how Rod Stewart is feeling about being described as a middle class woman of a certain age!!
Bidet
Crayon
Margarine
Margarine
Sometimes I like to think of words that could be names if they weren’t words. Todays are:
Debris
Chlamydia
Error
Formica
Faeces
Fertility (for a girl)
Larynx
Debris
Chlamydia
Error
Formica
Faeces
Fertility (for a girl)
Larynx
November 29, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Bidet
Crayon
Margarine
Margarine
Sometimes I like to think of words that could be names if they weren’t words. Todays are:
Debris
Chlamydia
Error
Formica
Faeces
Fertility (for a girl)
Larynx
Debris
Chlamydia
Error
Formica
Faeces
Fertility (for a girl)
Larynx
November 29, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Crayon
Margarine
Margarine
Sometimes I like to think of words that could be names if they weren’t words. Todays are:
Debris
Chlamydia
Error
Formica
Faeces
Fertility (for a girl)
Larynx
Debris
Chlamydia
Error
Formica
Faeces
Fertility (for a girl)
Larynx
November 28, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Sometimes I like to think of words that could be names if they weren’t words. Todays are:
Debris
Chlamydia
Error
Formica
Faeces
Fertility (for a girl)
Larynx
Debris
Chlamydia
Error
Formica
Faeces
Fertility (for a girl)
Larynx