You know, I thought maybe Lily is old enough now not to destroy a chair if I got myself a new one.
The reality: she was already inside the box trying to tear it apart before I even put it together

ME: What’s in the bag?
FRIEND: A bicycle helmet for my kid.
ME: When I was a kid, we didn’t wear helmets, and we turned out just fine.
FRIEND: Well, you know-
ME: When I was a kid, we didn’t wear helmets, and we turned out just fine.
FRIEND: ...
ME: What’s in the bag?

Some men improve the world only by leaving it.

I CAN FRY!LOVE Blue Sky🩵

フェアリーモードになればガチでお空を飛べますっ☆