Disney animating Zootopia: *super careful to not make any swine animal cops*

Illumination Studios animating Sing: We said what we said.

If it's Don Bluth, it probably scarred your youth❤️

-ancient millennial proverb

*removes a cowboy's hat*
Oh no now ur nakey!!

The most detrimental thing people from usa could do to the government, is stop going to work. But it would take ALL of us.

I never stopped

If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.

Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.

But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.

They aren’t firing for a reason.

I don't squish spiders
bc I too have been hated for the crime of existing

The only thing more dangerous than a vengeful president is an opposition that’s too despondent to fight back.

“There won’t be an election in 4 years.”

Oh really? Please. You don’t know what will happen tomorrow.

Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.

Exactly. And film yourself doing it for social media!

Tiktok being back is absolutely a Pet Sematary situation; you can bring it back but it won't be the same.

We definitely in a Black Mirror episode

Men will do literally anything except seek therapy, which unfortunately includes @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com too 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Jenny Bravo

Remember when the election happened and everyone including the government just forgot the South got fucked by multiple hurricanes and is still suffering. Neat times.

"Horizontal stripes make you look fatter." Good. Hope you die mad. I'll eat your corpse too.

The Gambler song: If you're gonna play the game, boy, you better learn to play it right.
My brain: If you're gonna play the GameBoy, you better learn to play it right.