I’ve officially started subconsciously opening blue sky instead of Twitter

Now this is what the fuck I'm talking about @bsky.app

I long to have even a fraction of the joy in my life as @benstiller.redhour.com does when posting about #baseball
I fuckin love this guy

Kids playing at my neighbourhood park yelling "chase me chase me"

How come when they do it it's cute, but when I do it it's all "this is a funeral sir" ???

Tryna go viral on bluesky so I only write these after taking a shit and not washing my hands.

Bonus algorithm points for coughing directly onto my screen before hitting "post"

"Squirt is just pee"
Did you remind the teacher homework was due too ya little shit?

Today I'm headlining a Theatre. I gave up on myself a while but other people didn't. They just waited for me to feel the hands on the shoulder I was already getting. I don't like getting real on social media so again, and I cannot stress this enough, farts.

What important government title do you think #trump is gonna give the #hawktuah lady?

Good morning #BlueSky the sky is indeed blue. The birds remaining in Kingston are freezing their little bird dicks off. The transit system is speeding by my apartment. A lady walked by with 2 corgis. Life is beautiful

Oh wait this isn't a Meta platform so we can post news here!!!

I hit a deer 2 weeks ago

#promoblueskuly #blueskypromo

#Reacher ending all their seasons with a warehouse shootout is like #ACDC ending all their songs with the cute lil guy in the funny hate doin a #guitarsolo.

It's formulaic but it works baby

Do I

A) learn from my mistakes with social media burnout and just let this place become a safe haven of animal photos and video game memes

B) Shameless promote my standup dates and test out jokes to the same 7 followers

Who knows

PS. Can 7 of you follow me real quick

My first Blue Sky! What do we call these thing? Sky babies? Skyler's? Clouds??

Anyways...farts
#promobluesky