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"Don't Speak Latin in Front of the Books"
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Sexy bluetooth D20.
lacey @byelacey.bsky.social @byelacey your halloween costume is "sexy" + the last thing you google searched this year i'll be going as "sexy bus schedule" 9:55 AM • 2018-10-21 from Earth
October 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Also...
A 4 panel comic. In the first panel a person says "let's be productive!" In the second panel a cartoon brain says "no." In the third panel the person says "oh, a day of relaxing it is!" In the last panel the brain says "NO RELAXING! ONLY GUILT!"
October 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
A line drawing of a crow, sitting dejectedly on the ground, screaming into the sky. A word bubble over his head says "Faaaaaaaaaaaaack."
October 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Donated in memory of Saffy💕
screenshot of my go fund me donation Scruffy orange cat in loaf formation.
September 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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May I present Wrong Marlon (grey) and Stormageddon Destroyer of Worlds (orange). We have a third cat called Miaui.
In the upper left corner an orange cat looks indignant while a very fluffy grey cat looks innocently at the camera in the lower right corner.
September 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title:

Tom Clancy's My Handsome Mountain Bike is a Doctor and He Pounds My Butt.
The cover of two time Hugo award finalist Chuck Tingle's book, My Handsome Mountain Bike is a Doctor and He Pounds My Butt. It features a buff, shirtless Asian man and a bicycle with a man's face on the front of the handlebars.
August 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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No new pictures, where are you mentally.
On the left, many Spider Men point at a single Spider Man on the right, who points back at them. The many Spider Men are captioned "students barely keeping it together this semester" and the single Spider Man is captioned "professor barely keeping it together this semester."
August 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
Kurt Cobain in a blue, white, and pink floral dress on the cover of a magazine.
August 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I'm gonna dip this cat in cocktail sauce 🍤
July 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I'm going to spend some time posting nature videos because everything else in the world is bumming me out. Please enjoy this seagull trying to get comfy.
July 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Here is a cute squirrel, having a nom and then being VERY dramatic.
July 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Revisited the baby seagulls.
July 12, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Please enjoy these smol squirrels.
July 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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More baby seagulls from this morning 💕
July 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Everything is awful, but today I got to see some baby seagulls.
July 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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A demented...hamster? Rabbit? Chinchilla? type thing in a black hat standing in front of a Quiznos singing "we love the subs!!"
May 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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What are you wearing to the bsky prom?
Chrisjen Avasarala from The Expanse, wearing a layered red and orange dress with gold accents and a red fur-lined hood.
May 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Ally Sheedy, "the badket case" from The Breakfast Club Winona Ryder as Joyce Byers in Stranger Things Aubrey Plaza as April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation David Duchovny as Fox Mulder in The X Files
May 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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The average American has three friends.
The three companions of the first Dr. Who.
May 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Yep, that tracks.
Screenshot of the sexual identity generator, which has identified my sexual identity as "f***** doom prophet. "
April 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Happy Rex Manning Day!
Rex Manning mugs for the camera. He is surrounded by the words: "Say no more, mon amore" and "Happy Rex Manning Day!"
April 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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This post from the stocks Reddit popped up on my timeline today. Things are bleak.
Screenshot from the stocks Reddit. The post is titled "suicide hotline" and the body of the post lists the contact information for various suicide hotlines.
April 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Annalee Newitz would legitimately be good at this.
Logo for the "Our Opinions Are Correct" podcast. A green reptile looms over two speech bubbles containing the title of the podcast and a red spaceship flies in on the bottom.
February 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery.
A cloudy day at the beach. Waves roll in softly, looking like lace. Clouds are stacked on the horizon. The glow of sunset just barely touches the bottom edge of the clouds.
February 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I may have gone a little bit nuts buying myself after Christmas presents from @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social
A tower of books. From bottom to top: The Night Mother, Onyx Storm, Somewhere Beyond the Sea, A Snake Falls to Earth, The Naturalist Society, The Sapling Cage, Paladin's Grace. A bookmark from Mysterious Galaxy, featuring a purple dragon, sits in front of the book tower.
January 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM