I may have exaggerated the first bit, meaning of course no disrespect to Chappell Roan, whom I momentarily forgot because of a reel that just breathed life back into this husk: www.instagram.com/reel/C_8s9x6...

Lol I don't think I did that, but I had a free version of Barbie Girl by Aqua as my ringtone when I got my first cell phone, and it turns out I had no idea what that song was about.

I was just reflecting on that weird moment in time when we all wanted an iPod video so we could pay iTunes $1.99 to download the song with a music video instead of $.99 for just the song 🙃

My mom scheduled me for September 11 because she was avoiding the 13th. Seemed like a fine choice for the first 8.99999 years 🥴

I think about this kind of a lot, mostly because it is an excellent reminder that if you're lucky, mortifications can eventually be hilarious, like when I butt-dialed my crush in 2011 and accidentally left him 4 voicemails of me passionately singing the same song in the car on my way to work.

How can meat be this anxious?

P.S. don't drink and drive

Perfect Dark best multiplayer, Pokemon Snap best single player ✨