Dr. Kel
@loathsxmebugeater.bsky.social
Fuck you all, and fuck me as well. Merry Christmas. Check your bathroom now.
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Dude I got my fucking hook stuck on my ceiling and now I gotta buy another hook to get it down fuck my stupid chungus life
April 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Dude I got my fucking hook stuck on my ceiling and now I gotta buy another hook to get it down fuck my stupid chungus life
He sits under his table, his face screaming that he is fed up with something .
“ it’s been like 5 fucking days and those light orbs still aren’t gone “
“ it’s been like 5 fucking days and those light orbs still aren’t gone “
April 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
He sits under his table, his face screaming that he is fed up with something .
“ it’s been like 5 fucking days and those light orbs still aren’t gone “
“ it’s been like 5 fucking days and those light orbs still aren’t gone “
/ I don’t know if this is a real feature or a bug but one of my beer bottles was empty when I came back into the room so I’m assuming an aririal just lovss beer
March 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
/ I don’t know if this is a real feature or a bug but one of my beer bottles was empty when I came back into the room so I’m assuming an aririal just lovss beer
“ dude, aliens are scary as shit, they come in here and decide to drink MY beer like man, how am I gonna afford all this shit in THIS economy “
March 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
“ dude, aliens are scary as shit, they come in here and decide to drink MY beer like man, how am I gonna afford all this shit in THIS economy “
He’s trying to taste wood. He has eaten soap, cockroaches, and probably some rocks, so now he will consume the next, arguably best thing. Wood.
March 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
He’s trying to taste wood. He has eaten soap, cockroaches, and probably some rocks, so now he will consume the next, arguably best thing. Wood.
/ whoever suggested me Garo, know that I watched it tonight and that shit was peak
March 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
/ whoever suggested me Garo, know that I watched it tonight and that shit was peak
We the chat fuck the ass
March 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
We the chat fuck the ass
Do you guys think I can launch something to the surface of mars ?
March 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Do you guys think I can launch something to the surface of mars ?
He walks outside , toolbox in his arms , ready to slap some tools into his trusty ATV to explore the ever harsh wasteland that is this damned forest .
THUD , the tools inside are now scattered as he just walks back inside .
“ of fucking COURSE they take the damn ATV , can’t have shit in Alpha “
THUD , the tools inside are now scattered as he just walks back inside .
“ of fucking COURSE they take the damn ATV , can’t have shit in Alpha “
March 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
He walks outside , toolbox in his arms , ready to slap some tools into his trusty ATV to explore the ever harsh wasteland that is this damned forest .
THUD , the tools inside are now scattered as he just walks back inside .
“ of fucking COURSE they take the damn ATV , can’t have shit in Alpha “
THUD , the tools inside are now scattered as he just walks back inside .
“ of fucking COURSE they take the damn ATV , can’t have shit in Alpha “
The sun is leaking
February 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The sun is leaking
“ I got fed yogurt like , yesterday . . . It was really good but like , did some funky shit to me ? Dunno how else to describe it “
He holds up a strange cup of yogurt with a langauge unknown to humankind on it .
“ I think it ‘ s got dairy in it ? “
He holds up a strange cup of yogurt with a langauge unknown to humankind on it .
“ I think it ‘ s got dairy in it ? “
Cockroaches aren’t a snack.
If you want a snack then have some yogurt or anything.
If you want a snack then have some yogurt or anything.
“ I ‘ m hungry “
He finishes what he was doing , then turns to look over .
“ what are you even doing here ? How did you get here ? I haven’t seen a person in like , forever and the first thing I see one they criticize me for having a wee snack “
He finishes what he was doing , then turns to look over .
“ what are you even doing here ? How did you get here ? I haven’t seen a person in like , forever and the first thing I see one they criticize me for having a wee snack “
February 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
“ I got fed yogurt like , yesterday . . . It was really good but like , did some funky shit to me ? Dunno how else to describe it “
He holds up a strange cup of yogurt with a langauge unknown to humankind on it .
“ I think it ‘ s got dairy in it ? “
He holds up a strange cup of yogurt with a langauge unknown to humankind on it .
“ I think it ‘ s got dairy in it ? “
/ im back, brain had a massive fart and i spent like 90% of my day playing VOTV
February 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
/ im back, brain had a massive fart and i spent like 90% of my day playing VOTV
“ I ‘ m hungry “
He finishes what he was doing , then turns to look over .
“ what are you even doing here ? How did you get here ? I haven’t seen a person in like , forever and the first thing I see one they criticize me for having a wee snack “
He finishes what he was doing , then turns to look over .
“ what are you even doing here ? How did you get here ? I haven’t seen a person in like , forever and the first thing I see one they criticize me for having a wee snack “
Why the hell did you even do that?
“Hm? I probably did”
Not a care in the world , or a care even out of this world either . Another day , another cockroach .
Not a care in the world , or a care even out of this world either . Another day , another cockroach .
February 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
“ I ‘ m hungry “
He finishes what he was doing , then turns to look over .
“ what are you even doing here ? How did you get here ? I haven’t seen a person in like , forever and the first thing I see one they criticize me for having a wee snack “
He finishes what he was doing , then turns to look over .
“ what are you even doing here ? How did you get here ? I haven’t seen a person in like , forever and the first thing I see one they criticize me for having a wee snack “
/ me when i get on and instantly the paranoia hits
February 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
/ me when i get on and instantly the paranoia hits
/ now I know Kel tweaks like crazy on caffeine this shit fucking SUCKS
February 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
/ now I know Kel tweaks like crazy on caffeine this shit fucking SUCKS
/ lets do a funny thing. What if everytime someone likes this post I input one Alien command into my console in VOTV and post anytime it scared the fuck out of me
February 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
/ lets do a funny thing. What if everytime someone likes this post I input one Alien command into my console in VOTV and post anytime it scared the fuck out of me
/ FUCK I FORGOT I INSTALLED MARKIPLIER WATCHING ME SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
February 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
/ FUCK I FORGOT I INSTALLED MARKIPLIER WATCHING ME SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
/ im gonna try something very silly and fun for this account soon hold on
February 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
/ im gonna try something very silly and fun for this account soon hold on
/ im making Kel a tokusatsu fan, so he likes shit like:
- Godzilla
- Kamen Rider
- Ultraman
- Sentai
It makes sense in my opinion, Godzilla cause it’s just raw as hell, Kamen Rider for the bugs and stuff, I just think it makes a lot of sense for him to like all of these
- Godzilla
- Kamen Rider
- Ultraman
- Sentai
It makes sense in my opinion, Godzilla cause it’s just raw as hell, Kamen Rider for the bugs and stuff, I just think it makes a lot of sense for him to like all of these
February 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
/ im making Kel a tokusatsu fan, so he likes shit like:
- Godzilla
- Kamen Rider
- Ultraman
- Sentai
It makes sense in my opinion, Godzilla cause it’s just raw as hell, Kamen Rider for the bugs and stuff, I just think it makes a lot of sense for him to like all of these
- Godzilla
- Kamen Rider
- Ultraman
- Sentai
It makes sense in my opinion, Godzilla cause it’s just raw as hell, Kamen Rider for the bugs and stuff, I just think it makes a lot of sense for him to like all of these
Haha heyyy guys what’s up what’s cracking wh
( starts rolling down a hill ) oh fuck oh god shit fuck oh my god not again FUCK
( starts rolling down a hill ) oh fuck oh god shit fuck oh my god not again FUCK
February 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Haha heyyy guys what’s up what’s cracking wh
( starts rolling down a hill ) oh fuck oh god shit fuck oh my god not again FUCK
( starts rolling down a hill ) oh fuck oh god shit fuck oh my god not again FUCK
/ lowkey would be funny as fuck to have Kel in SLs just because it’s just extremely in character for him to be displaced in a battlefield by complete accident
February 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
/ lowkey would be funny as fuck to have Kel in SLs just because it’s just extremely in character for him to be displaced in a battlefield by complete accident
( Kermit the frog voice ) throw your used car batteries in the ocean !
February 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
( Kermit the frog voice ) throw your used car batteries in the ocean !
“Hm? I probably did”
Not a care in the world , or a care even out of this world either . Another day , another cockroach .
Not a care in the world , or a care even out of this world either . Another day , another cockroach .
Did you just eat a literal cockroach?
His eye’s are locked into the screen as he searches for signals, taking bites out of his food every so often.
He finishes eating with a loud crunch, but his food is still there. The cockroach from earlier is not.
“ huh , the MREs taste better than usual “
He finishes eating with a loud crunch, but his food is still there. The cockroach from earlier is not.
“ huh , the MREs taste better than usual “
February 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
“Hm? I probably did”
Not a care in the world , or a care even out of this world either . Another day , another cockroach .
Not a care in the world , or a care even out of this world either . Another day , another cockroach .
He looks to his to see the MRE was still there. His expression is unwavering, as he looks back to try and get a signal that actually works.
“ Oh shit, really? That would explain why it was better than usual. “
He knows he’ll feel it later, but he refuses to care.
“ Oh shit, really? That would explain why it was better than usual. “
He knows he’ll feel it later, but he refuses to care.
February 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
He looks to his to see the MRE was still there. His expression is unwavering, as he looks back to try and get a signal that actually works.
“ Oh shit, really? That would explain why it was better than usual. “
He knows he’ll feel it later, but he refuses to care.
“ Oh shit, really? That would explain why it was better than usual. “
He knows he’ll feel it later, but he refuses to care.
/ I used to do this when I was like a teen let’s see if I can enjoy it while I’m a grown ass woman
February 20, 2025 at 7:22 AM
/ I used to do this when I was like a teen let’s see if I can enjoy it while I’m a grown ass woman