Lester Nelson-Gacal
@lnelson.lesterco.co
I’m a 42 year old top living in Soldotna, Alaska but thanks to my patented skincare routine I have the dewy skin of a 41 year old bottom who lives in Omaha. Follow my design account @lesterco.co and my baking account @rootypoots.bsky.social
These were my wedding vows.
November 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
These were my wedding vows.
Here’s what I’ve been working on the past couple weeks. 80+ hours according to my time tracking app. I hope you’ll watch. I love these families so much. Donate at gaza.lesterco.co
My Brothers From Other Mothers
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September 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Here’s what I’ve been working on the past couple weeks. 80+ hours according to my time tracking app. I hope you’ll watch. I love these families so much. Donate at gaza.lesterco.co
If your name is Tyler and you shoot someone, maybe don’t write the kinds of things on the bullet casings that’ll make any investigator immediately think, “this killer sounds like a real Tyler”
September 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If your name is Tyler and you shoot someone, maybe don’t write the kinds of things on the bullet casings that’ll make any investigator immediately think, “this killer sounds like a real Tyler”
Do we know for a fact it wasn’t just a spontaneous thing necks sometimes do?
September 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Do we know for a fact it wasn’t just a spontaneous thing necks sometimes do?
Remember during the pandemic when the Starbucks employee told that one woman to wear a mask, which made her mad, and so as a society we all came together and gave him $100,000 as a big fuck you to the woman? Will this be mentioned in the pandemic chapter of future history textbooks?
August 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Remember during the pandemic when the Starbucks employee told that one woman to wear a mask, which made her mad, and so as a society we all came together and gave him $100,000 as a big fuck you to the woman? Will this be mentioned in the pandemic chapter of future history textbooks?
One thing we could do to help win the culture wars is to reboot Dr. Quinn and name it “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Theyby.”
August 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
One thing we could do to help win the culture wars is to reboot Dr. Quinn and name it “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Theyby.”
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Doctors withour Borders have released a report on the so called GHF aid distribution sites in Gaza. The report catalogues the deliberate killing of Palestinians trying top collect food.
August 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Doctors withour Borders have released a report on the so called GHF aid distribution sites in Gaza. The report catalogues the deliberate killing of Palestinians trying top collect food.
In Dubai, are they just called “chocolates”?
August 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
In Dubai, are they just called “chocolates”?
I Saw the TV Show ‘Glow’
August 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I Saw the TV Show ‘Glow’
The other day, someone asked me my age and without even thinking I accidentally said 27. I wasn’t even trying to mislead. For a split second I thought that was my age and just blurted it out. I’m 42.
July 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The other day, someone asked me my age and without even thinking I accidentally said 27. I wasn’t even trying to mislead. For a split second I thought that was my age and just blurted it out. I’m 42.
Is Nikola Jokic the Michael B. Jordan of basketball?
July 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Is Nikola Jokic the Michael B. Jordan of basketball?
Half our country elected this man
May 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Half our country elected this man
If you catch yourself driving ten miles under the speed limit because you missed the sign announcing the speed change, then you should be allowed to drive ten miles over the speed limit for a bit the next time the speed limit lowers again.
May 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If you catch yourself driving ten miles under the speed limit because you missed the sign announcing the speed change, then you should be allowed to drive ten miles over the speed limit for a bit the next time the speed limit lowers again.
I hope the next pope has a popesuit with built in nipples like clooney-era batman
May 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I hope the next pope has a popesuit with built in nipples like clooney-era batman
Meta AI is the stupidest shit ever
May 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Meta AI is the stupidest shit ever
Just saw a unibrow so majestic it made me reconsider unibrows as a whole. Maybe having two brows is actually a flaw and a perfect singular brow should actually be the platonic ideal.
April 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Just saw a unibrow so majestic it made me reconsider unibrows as a whole. Maybe having two brows is actually a flaw and a perfect singular brow should actually be the platonic ideal.
It’s cool that they have personalized license plates, but they should come out with personalized drivers licenses too. I’d like to get one with my name on it.
March 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It’s cool that they have personalized license plates, but they should come out with personalized drivers licenses too. I’d like to get one with my name on it.
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Please pray my IG account doesn’t get removed for spam
March 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Please pray my IG account doesn’t get removed for spam
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First cake in more than a year due to family health crises this past year. It feels good to bake again. It’s layers of graham cracker cake, and between the layers are graham cracker buttercream, coconut cream pie filling, graham cracker pie crust crumbles, and spiced white peach burnt honey caramel.
March 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
First cake in more than a year due to family health crises this past year. It feels good to bake again. It’s layers of graham cracker cake, and between the layers are graham cracker buttercream, coconut cream pie filling, graham cracker pie crust crumbles, and spiced white peach burnt honey caramel.
I live everyday as if it’s Ash Wednesday
March 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I live everyday as if it’s Ash Wednesday
They finally legalized sucking air
March 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
They finally legalized sucking air
You ever fart so hard it startles you and you piss your pants
February 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
You ever fart so hard it startles you and you piss your pants