Rooty Poots
rootypoots.bsky.social
Rooty Poots
@rootypoots.bsky.social
Cleverly dumb. High-end, low-brow.
Popcorn cookies! Made with ground popcorn and freeze dried corn powder in place of ~half the flour, stuffed with popcorn custard, then topped with miso caramel and popcorn-masa harina streusel and baked. Then the bottoms get coated in corn ganache and pressed into popcorn powder.
June 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Newest cookie creation. Balsamic Roasted Strawberry & Black Pepper cookies with a lemony cream filling. And you’d never guess, but they’re fully vegan!
April 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
First cake in more than a year due to family health crises this past year. It feels good to bake again. It’s layers of graham cracker cake, and between the layers are graham cracker buttercream, coconut cream pie filling, graham cracker pie crust crumbles, and spiced white peach burnt honey caramel.
March 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Layers of Thai tea cake soaked in more Thai tea, with Thai tea ganache, Thai tea custard, peanut butter crumbles, Thai tea-infused white chocolate crumbles, and sweetened condensed milk between the layers. Decorated with a thicker Thai tea ganache and Thai tea buttercream.
November 15, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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I have such a personal Love Affair and Dread of these cakes.

1.) STUNNING texture Screams explore every piece of my detail feel Awe
2.) Such a great color pallet to texture as well. It really sells the knit effect.

Another Stunning cake to enjoy 10/10 we APPRECEATE you 🙏😮
Layers of banana cake topped with whipped chocolate-hazelnut ganache, caramelized banana purée, chocolate-hazelnut-toffee-cornflake crumble, and banana cream pie filling. Decorated with chocolate-banana American buttercream.
December 15, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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Do I still need to fully thaw the turkey first if I’m just planning on lobbing it as hard as I can over the fence and hoping it lands in the neighbor’s deep fryer?
November 26, 2024 at 3:33 AM
A berries and cream cake. Layers of strawberry cake with puréed graham cracker crust, underbaked cheesecake, raw raspberry mousse, raspberry shortbread crumbles, blueberry sauce and mixed berry ganache between the layers.
November 19, 2024 at 7:53 AM
@nicmiller.bsky.social hi! Thanks for creating these awesome food starter packs! Any chance I could get added to one? 🙏 💙
November 19, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Layers of banana cake topped with whipped chocolate-hazelnut ganache, caramelized banana purée, chocolate-hazelnut-toffee-cornflake crumble, and banana cream pie filling. Decorated with chocolate-banana American buttercream.
November 15, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Watermelon cookies I made for Gaza relief. Made with real watermelon! Watermelon cookies stuffed with a blob of gooey watermelon cheesecake, coated in freeze dried watermelon candy powder, on top of a disc of watermelon white chocolate.
November 15, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Layers of Thai tea cake soaked in more Thai tea, with Thai tea ganache, Thai tea custard, peanut butter crumbles, Thai tea-infused white chocolate crumbles, and sweetened condensed milk between the layers. Decorated with a thicker Thai tea ganache and Thai tea buttercream.
November 15, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Layers of blackberry cake, puréed graham cracker pie crust, tamarind cream, underbaked cheesecake with strawberry curd folded in, strawberry malted white chocolate crumbles, and raspberry sour cream frosting. Decorated with raspberry ganache and American buttercream.
November 15, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Layers of Ritz cracker butter cake, orange cream (orange curd folded into underbaked cheesecake), cinnamon-ginger-saffron honey custard, Ritz cracker toffee streusel, burnt honey apricot caramel and cinnamon honey buttercream.
November 15, 2024 at 6:21 PM