L M Somerton - author
@lmsomerton.bsky.social
Multi published author of MM thrillers, paranormal and contemporary romance. Published by Entwined Publishing. Sucker for books, coffee and a good sunset. Wrangler of a judgemental cat called Rog.
Me: can I remind you that this is not your house and not your bed.
Cocoa: Rog says I can come by any time.
Me: Rog is a ghost.
Cocoa: and not seeing your point...you can go now.
Cocoa: Rog says I can come by any time.
Me: Rog is a ghost.
Cocoa: and not seeing your point...you can go now.
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Me: can I remind you that this is not your house and not your bed.
Cocoa: Rog says I can come by any time.
Me: Rog is a ghost.
Cocoa: and not seeing your point...you can go now.
Cocoa: Rog says I can come by any time.
Me: Rog is a ghost.
Cocoa: and not seeing your point...you can go now.
My camera isn't great for the night sky, but there's a pretty halo around the moon tonight.
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My camera isn't great for the night sky, but there's a pretty halo around the moon tonight.
Cocoa: I haven't been fed for 3 weeks.
Me: I can see you're wasting away 🧐
Ghost Rog: we need treats!
Me: seriously?
Ghost Rog: when have I ever not been serious about treats? Also, look at that face...
Me: ...fine.
Me: I can see you're wasting away 🧐
Ghost Rog: we need treats!
Me: seriously?
Ghost Rog: when have I ever not been serious about treats? Also, look at that face...
Me: ...fine.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Cocoa: I haven't been fed for 3 weeks.
Me: I can see you're wasting away 🧐
Ghost Rog: we need treats!
Me: seriously?
Ghost Rog: when have I ever not been serious about treats? Also, look at that face...
Me: ...fine.
Me: I can see you're wasting away 🧐
Ghost Rog: we need treats!
Me: seriously?
Ghost Rog: when have I ever not been serious about treats? Also, look at that face...
Me: ...fine.
Looking forward to Pillion with Alexander Skarsgard? I have books you might like too!
November 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Looking forward to Pillion with Alexander Skarsgard? I have books you might like too!
Me: I'm sorry Rog isn't here any more.
Cocoa: what are you talking about?
Ghost Rog: ignore her, the dumb never gets better.
Me: 👀
Cocoa: what are you talking about?
Ghost Rog: ignore her, the dumb never gets better.
Me: 👀
October 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Me: I'm sorry Rog isn't here any more.
Cocoa: what are you talking about?
Ghost Rog: ignore her, the dumb never gets better.
Me: 👀
Cocoa: what are you talking about?
Ghost Rog: ignore her, the dumb never gets better.
Me: 👀
Me: I'm going to a party today, Rog, for a 90 year old. It's from 12 til 4, very civilised.
Rog: will there be cats?
Me: I doubt it, the venue is a golf club. I'm hoping for cake.
Rog: want me to go kill a gift?
Me: no!
Rog: ingrate.
Rog: will there be cats?
Me: I doubt it, the venue is a golf club. I'm hoping for cake.
Rog: want me to go kill a gift?
Me: no!
Rog: ingrate.
October 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Me: I'm going to a party today, Rog, for a 90 year old. It's from 12 til 4, very civilised.
Rog: will there be cats?
Me: I doubt it, the venue is a golf club. I'm hoping for cake.
Rog: want me to go kill a gift?
Me: no!
Rog: ingrate.
Rog: will there be cats?
Me: I doubt it, the venue is a golf club. I'm hoping for cake.
Rog: want me to go kill a gift?
Me: no!
Rog: ingrate.
Autumn jewels.
October 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Autumn jewels.
It is Monday therefore we have resting Rog face.
October 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
It is Monday therefore we have resting Rog face.
When one's demands for second breakfast are not met with appropriate speed...
October 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
When one's demands for second breakfast are not met with appropriate speed...
Me: it's Caturday, Rog!
Rog: every week...for the last time...EVERY day is Caturday.
Rog: every week...for the last time...EVERY day is Caturday.
October 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Me: it's Caturday, Rog!
Rog: every week...for the last time...EVERY day is Caturday.
Rog: every week...for the last time...EVERY day is Caturday.
Me: that's to protect my knees.
Rog: the ground is wet.
Me: I know!
Rog: the ground is wet.
Me: I know!
October 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Me: that's to protect my knees.
Rog: the ground is wet.
Me: I know!
Rog: the ground is wet.
Me: I know!
There is a LOT of crumble in my future. We only have one ancient Bramley tree but it sure is prolific.
October 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
There is a LOT of crumble in my future. We only have one ancient Bramley tree but it sure is prolific.
Me: I'm sorry I watched a video of another cat on my phone, but it was cute.
Rog: you are dead to me.
Rog: you are dead to me.
October 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Me: I'm sorry I watched a video of another cat on my phone, but it was cute.
Rog: you are dead to me.
Rog: you are dead to me.
When you can't make the bed because your cat invited his girlfriend over.
October 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
When you can't make the bed because your cat invited his girlfriend over.
Me: I put my plate down for 15 seconds. You licked the Marmite off my toast.
Rog: I can't be held responsible for your negligence.
Rog: I can't be held responsible for your negligence.
September 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Me: I put my plate down for 15 seconds. You licked the Marmite off my toast.
Rog: I can't be held responsible for your negligence.
Rog: I can't be held responsible for your negligence.
Me: I need to catch up on five days of cuddles.
Rog: try it. I dare you.
Rog: try it. I dare you.
September 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Me: I need to catch up on five days of cuddles.
Rog: try it. I dare you.
Rog: try it. I dare you.
Me: I have a new book out, Rog.
Rog: riveting.
Rog: riveting.
September 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Me: I have a new book out, Rog.
Rog: riveting.
Rog: riveting.
It's release day! Urban fantasy thriller, law enforcement, found family. Available in ebook and paperback from all good online booksellers. All shares very much appreciated 🥰.
September 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's release day! Urban fantasy thriller, law enforcement, found family. Available in ebook and paperback from all good online booksellers. All shares very much appreciated 🥰.
The moon is incredible tonight.
September 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The moon is incredible tonight.
Aspiring to this level of zen today. (My bed, not my cat)
September 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Aspiring to this level of zen today. (My bed, not my cat)
There can never be too many rainbow pictures.
September 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
There can never be too many rainbow pictures.
Rog: don't move. She lost her glasses again. She won't even notice you're here.
Cocoa: I am invisible.
Cocoa: I am invisible.
September 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Rog: don't move. She lost her glasses again. She won't even notice you're here.
Cocoa: I am invisible.
Cocoa: I am invisible.
Caught this beautiful double rainbow this afternoon 😍.
August 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Caught this beautiful double rainbow this afternoon 😍.
Me: you've been fed.
Rog: your memory is unreliable.
Rog: your memory is unreliable.
August 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Me: you've been fed.
Rog: your memory is unreliable.
Rog: your memory is unreliable.
There is a dinosaur between me and the bookshop...
August 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
There is a dinosaur between me and the bookshop...