L M Somerton - author
@lmsomerton.bsky.social
Multi published author of MM thrillers, paranormal and contemporary romance. Published by Entwined Publishing. Sucker for books, coffee and a good sunset. Wrangler of a judgemental cat called Rog.
How many dead bodies in a book is too many? Asking for a friend...🤔
a brown dog wearing a pink collar with a tag that says jenny
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November 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
How many dead bodies in a book is too many? Asking for a friend...🤔
My camera isn't great for the night sky, but there's a pretty halo around the moon tonight.
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My camera isn't great for the night sky, but there's a pretty halo around the moon tonight.
Cocoa: I haven't been fed for 3 weeks.
Me: I can see you're wasting away 🧐
Ghost Rog: we need treats!
Me: seriously?
Ghost Rog: when have I ever not been serious about treats? Also, look at that face...
Me: ...fine.
Me: I can see you're wasting away 🧐
Ghost Rog: we need treats!
Me: seriously?
Ghost Rog: when have I ever not been serious about treats? Also, look at that face...
Me: ...fine.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Cocoa: I haven't been fed for 3 weeks.
Me: I can see you're wasting away 🧐
Ghost Rog: we need treats!
Me: seriously?
Ghost Rog: when have I ever not been serious about treats? Also, look at that face...
Me: ...fine.
Me: I can see you're wasting away 🧐
Ghost Rog: we need treats!
Me: seriously?
Ghost Rog: when have I ever not been serious about treats? Also, look at that face...
Me: ...fine.
I've just heard a guy refer to his mate as "you utter melt" and feel like this is the gold tier of British insults. This was prompted by consumption of the last jammy dodger on the plate, so justified.
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I've just heard a guy refer to his mate as "you utter melt" and feel like this is the gold tier of British insults. This was prompted by consumption of the last jammy dodger on the plate, so justified.
Looking forward to Pillion with Alexander Skarsgard? I have books you might like too!
November 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Looking forward to Pillion with Alexander Skarsgard? I have books you might like too!
Me: I'm sorry Rog isn't here any more.
Cocoa: what are you talking about?
Ghost Rog: ignore her, the dumb never gets better.
Me: 👀
Cocoa: what are you talking about?
Ghost Rog: ignore her, the dumb never gets better.
Me: 👀
October 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Me: I'm sorry Rog isn't here any more.
Cocoa: what are you talking about?
Ghost Rog: ignore her, the dumb never gets better.
Me: 👀
Cocoa: what are you talking about?
Ghost Rog: ignore her, the dumb never gets better.
Me: 👀
Me (talking to the radio in my car): ooh, good song, who was that?
Scott Mills: that was Taylor Swift and The Fate of Ophelia.
Me: have I just become a Swifty? Guess so.
Scott Mills: that was Taylor Swift and The Fate of Ophelia.
Me: have I just become a Swifty? Guess so.
October 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Me (talking to the radio in my car): ooh, good song, who was that?
Scott Mills: that was Taylor Swift and The Fate of Ophelia.
Me: have I just become a Swifty? Guess so.
Scott Mills: that was Taylor Swift and The Fate of Ophelia.
Me: have I just become a Swifty? Guess so.
Me: I'm going to a party today, Rog, for a 90 year old. It's from 12 til 4, very civilised.
Rog: will there be cats?
Me: I doubt it, the venue is a golf club. I'm hoping for cake.
Rog: want me to go kill a gift?
Me: no!
Rog: ingrate.
Rog: will there be cats?
Me: I doubt it, the venue is a golf club. I'm hoping for cake.
Rog: want me to go kill a gift?
Me: no!
Rog: ingrate.
October 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Me: I'm going to a party today, Rog, for a 90 year old. It's from 12 til 4, very civilised.
Rog: will there be cats?
Me: I doubt it, the venue is a golf club. I'm hoping for cake.
Rog: want me to go kill a gift?
Me: no!
Rog: ingrate.
Rog: will there be cats?
Me: I doubt it, the venue is a golf club. I'm hoping for cake.
Rog: want me to go kill a gift?
Me: no!
Rog: ingrate.
Autumn jewels.
October 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Autumn jewels.
It is Monday therefore we have resting Rog face.
October 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
It is Monday therefore we have resting Rog face.
When one's demands for second breakfast are not met with appropriate speed...
October 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
When one's demands for second breakfast are not met with appropriate speed...
Me: it's Caturday, Rog!
Rog: every week...for the last time...EVERY day is Caturday.
Rog: every week...for the last time...EVERY day is Caturday.
October 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Me: it's Caturday, Rog!
Rog: every week...for the last time...EVERY day is Caturday.
Rog: every week...for the last time...EVERY day is Caturday.
Awayday at work today. We did a timeline game sorting technology developments in schools from 1975 to the present.
Youngster: 1975...how are we supposed to know that?
Youngster 2: what the hell is dial-up?
Me (muttering): some of us were in school in 1975 you brats.
Youngster: 1975...how are we supposed to know that?
Youngster 2: what the hell is dial-up?
Me (muttering): some of us were in school in 1975 you brats.
October 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Awayday at work today. We did a timeline game sorting technology developments in schools from 1975 to the present.
Youngster: 1975...how are we supposed to know that?
Youngster 2: what the hell is dial-up?
Me (muttering): some of us were in school in 1975 you brats.
Youngster: 1975...how are we supposed to know that?
Youngster 2: what the hell is dial-up?
Me (muttering): some of us were in school in 1975 you brats.
Me: that's to protect my knees.
Rog: the ground is wet.
Me: I know!
Rog: the ground is wet.
Me: I know!
October 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Me: that's to protect my knees.
Rog: the ground is wet.
Me: I know!
Rog: the ground is wet.
Me: I know!
There is a LOT of crumble in my future. We only have one ancient Bramley tree but it sure is prolific.
October 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
There is a LOT of crumble in my future. We only have one ancient Bramley tree but it sure is prolific.
Me: I'm sorry I watched a video of another cat on my phone, but it was cute.
Rog: you are dead to me.
Rog: you are dead to me.
October 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Me: I'm sorry I watched a video of another cat on my phone, but it was cute.
Rog: you are dead to me.
Rog: you are dead to me.
When you can't make the bed because your cat invited his girlfriend over.
October 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
When you can't make the bed because your cat invited his girlfriend over.
Me: I put my plate down for 15 seconds. You licked the Marmite off my toast.
Rog: I can't be held responsible for your negligence.
Rog: I can't be held responsible for your negligence.
September 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Me: I put my plate down for 15 seconds. You licked the Marmite off my toast.
Rog: I can't be held responsible for your negligence.
Rog: I can't be held responsible for your negligence.
Much as I enjoy a bit of gratuitous flattery, the silver fox bots can go take a hike out of my dms. I'm more interested in book boyfriends, fur babies and scones.
September 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Much as I enjoy a bit of gratuitous flattery, the silver fox bots can go take a hike out of my dms. I'm more interested in book boyfriends, fur babies and scones.
Me: I need to catch up on five days of cuddles.
Rog: try it. I dare you.
Rog: try it. I dare you.
September 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Me: I need to catch up on five days of cuddles.
Rog: try it. I dare you.
Rog: try it. I dare you.
Me: I have a new book out, Rog.
Rog: riveting.
Rog: riveting.
September 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Me: I have a new book out, Rog.
Rog: riveting.
Rog: riveting.
It's release day! Urban fantasy thriller, law enforcement, found family. Available in ebook and paperback from all good online booksellers. All shares very much appreciated 🥰.
September 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's release day! Urban fantasy thriller, law enforcement, found family. Available in ebook and paperback from all good online booksellers. All shares very much appreciated 🥰.
By me!
★ HAPPY RELEASE DAY ★
Seeing Death by LM Somerton
> Contemporary MM Romance
> Paranormal/Urban Fantasy
> Mystery/Suspense/Thriller
> Found Family
> Saving the World
Some futures were never meant to be seen.
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Seeing Death by LM Somerton
> Contemporary MM Romance
> Paranormal/Urban Fantasy
> Mystery/Suspense/Thriller
> Found Family
> Saving the World
Some futures were never meant to be seen.
gaybookpromotions.wordpress.com/2025/09/09/s...
September 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
By me!
The moon is incredible tonight.
September 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The moon is incredible tonight.
Aspiring to this level of zen today. (My bed, not my cat)
September 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Aspiring to this level of zen today. (My bed, not my cat)