Elle
@lmlandon.bsky.social
All opinions are my own. Board-certified health coach, leftist, former paramedic, avid reader, collector of hobbies, cat owner (several!), weightlifter. I’m training to be a problem.
I make up songs for my cats using popular music.
Today’s lyrics are: “Maaaac, what have you done? You’re a small fuzzy girl and you lay in the sun…”
Today’s lyrics are: “Maaaac, what have you done? You’re a small fuzzy girl and you lay in the sun…”
May 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I make up songs for my cats using popular music.
Today’s lyrics are: “Maaaac, what have you done? You’re a small fuzzy girl and you lay in the sun…”
Today’s lyrics are: “Maaaac, what have you done? You’re a small fuzzy girl and you lay in the sun…”
I made a thing with my own 2 hands. LOOK AT MY THING. It’s 112 color changes and 55,400+ stitches. It took me years to do and I will probably never do one item of this scale again. But the colors make me so happy! I hope other people enjoy it.
April 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I made a thing with my own 2 hands. LOOK AT MY THING. It’s 112 color changes and 55,400+ stitches. It took me years to do and I will probably never do one item of this scale again. But the colors make me so happy! I hope other people enjoy it.
I planted strawberries. It’s well know that I have a black thumb. I also have some hope.
March 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I planted strawberries. It’s well know that I have a black thumb. I also have some hope.
I chose to unplug from social media and the internet in general this weekend. It’s been pretty glorious.
March 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I chose to unplug from social media and the internet in general this weekend. It’s been pretty glorious.
Me: I’ll take “Things a Dictator Would Say” for $1,000, Alex.
Trebeck: 'Dissent is not tolerated in my regime.'
Me: What is ‘a common dictator's motto’?
Trebeck: 'Dissent is not tolerated in my regime.'
Me: What is ‘a common dictator's motto’?
March 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Me: I’ll take “Things a Dictator Would Say” for $1,000, Alex.
Trebeck: 'Dissent is not tolerated in my regime.'
Me: What is ‘a common dictator's motto’?
Trebeck: 'Dissent is not tolerated in my regime.'
Me: What is ‘a common dictator's motto’?
It’s Friday & my nervous system is a set of jangling keys. Here’s a cat.
This is an Archer. He is a snowshoe, rescued with his sister, Lana. He believes he is the most essential item you should be packing on your trip. He enjoys yelling. Constantly. For no reason.
This is an Archer. He is a snowshoe, rescued with his sister, Lana. He believes he is the most essential item you should be packing on your trip. He enjoys yelling. Constantly. For no reason.
February 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It’s Friday & my nervous system is a set of jangling keys. Here’s a cat.
This is an Archer. He is a snowshoe, rescued with his sister, Lana. He believes he is the most essential item you should be packing on your trip. He enjoys yelling. Constantly. For no reason.
This is an Archer. He is a snowshoe, rescued with his sister, Lana. He believes he is the most essential item you should be packing on your trip. He enjoys yelling. Constantly. For no reason.
Y’all, can we stop using Muskrat’s chosen name for his coup group? It’s not a dept of anything, there’s no actual validity in it. Let’s stop speaking as if it is an official dept and start calling it out for the illegal sham that it is
February 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Y’all, can we stop using Muskrat’s chosen name for his coup group? It’s not a dept of anything, there’s no actual validity in it. Let’s stop speaking as if it is an official dept and start calling it out for the illegal sham that it is
Lesson 18 from “On Tyranny: Twenty Lessons from the 20th Century” by Timothy Snyder.
Be calm when the unthinkable happens.
Be calm when the unthinkable happens.
January 31, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Lesson 18 from “On Tyranny: Twenty Lessons from the 20th Century” by Timothy Snyder.
Be calm when the unthinkable happens.
Be calm when the unthinkable happens.
Some people train to get strong, some people train to get thin, some people train to get healthy. I’m training to be a problem.
January 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Some people train to get strong, some people train to get thin, some people train to get healthy. I’m training to be a problem.
Listen, I know Bezos isn’t gonna cry himself to sleep bc I left. And likely no one will ever look at my comment. But my actions need to follow my principles, or start following?, and this was an easy one. Plus it felt damn good to hit cancel. More to come.
January 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Listen, I know Bezos isn’t gonna cry himself to sleep bc I left. And likely no one will ever look at my comment. But my actions need to follow my principles, or start following?, and this was an easy one. Plus it felt damn good to hit cancel. More to come.
It’s Monday. This week, enjoy this cat pic & leave the name of an account you follow that brings you joy - art, music, good things, etc Here’s Indie, “old man” of the group at 14. He enjoys playing hide-n-seek & eating any/all food on your plate. He recently found his voice, now he has lots to say.
December 2, 2024 at 10:57 AM
It’s Monday. This week, enjoy this cat pic & leave the name of an account you follow that brings you joy - art, music, good things, etc Here’s Indie, “old man” of the group at 14. He enjoys playing hide-n-seek & eating any/all food on your plate. He recently found his voice, now he has lots to say.
It’s Monday! Time to wake up and kick ass. What actions are you taking to build community, fight back, and protect our institutions? Mac believes in you and she’s here to support you as you fight the good fight today.
November 25, 2024 at 4:07 PM
It’s Monday! Time to wake up and kick ass. What actions are you taking to build community, fight back, and protect our institutions? Mac believes in you and she’s here to support you as you fight the good fight today.
“On Tyranny” by Timothy Snyder
November 18, 2024 at 8:09 PM
“On Tyranny” by Timothy Snyder
It’s Monday. I’ve got one action and one cat pic for you. Follow Chop Wood, Carry Water on Substack for daily actions you can take to help save democracy. jesscraven101.substack.com?r=2bvqd5&utm...
This is Lana. She loves sunbeams, shedding, & reminding you loudly that it’s PAST YOUR BEDTIME.
This is Lana. She loves sunbeams, shedding, & reminding you loudly that it’s PAST YOUR BEDTIME.
November 18, 2024 at 7:46 PM
It’s Monday. I’ve got one action and one cat pic for you. Follow Chop Wood, Carry Water on Substack for daily actions you can take to help save democracy. jesscraven101.substack.com?r=2bvqd5&utm...
This is Lana. She loves sunbeams, shedding, & reminding you loudly that it’s PAST YOUR BEDTIME.
This is Lana. She loves sunbeams, shedding, & reminding you loudly that it’s PAST YOUR BEDTIME.
She’s so beautiful. Tuxies are the best!
November 17, 2024 at 4:51 PM
She’s so beautiful. Tuxies are the best!
It’s really echo-y in my Bluesky space. Nothing here yet and I haven’t decided what I want this space to be. But in the mean time, have cat pic! This is Ripley. She likes sleeping on pillows, doing crimes, and trying to pass as a cat. We’ve been onto her since day 1, though She’s actually an alien.
November 14, 2024 at 10:33 PM
It’s really echo-y in my Bluesky space. Nothing here yet and I haven’t decided what I want this space to be. But in the mean time, have cat pic! This is Ripley. She likes sleeping on pillows, doing crimes, and trying to pass as a cat. We’ve been onto her since day 1, though She’s actually an alien.