Leland James
@lmjames.bsky.social
Writer, Director, Actor, Singer-Songwriter, Liar. Best known for driving 3mph over the speed limit.
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Maybe a spade is a spade, Elon..?
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Nazikeule im Dritten Reich | Browser Ballett
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January 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Maybe a spade is a spade, Elon..?
youtu.be/zvgZtdmyKlI?...
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Elon Musk could spend $1 Million dollars every day and not run out of money for 1096 years. That's nuts.
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Elon Musk becomes the first person on earth to reach a net worth of $400 billion | CNN Business
Elon Musk’s net worth has reached $400 billion, according to Bloomberg, making him the first to ever reach that level of wealth.
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December 12, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Elon Musk could spend $1 Million dollars every day and not run out of money for 1096 years. That's nuts.
www.cnn.com/2024/12/11/b...
www.cnn.com/2024/12/11/b...
Oh my God it was Jake Gyllenhaal
December 5, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Oh my God it was Jake Gyllenhaal
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free
December 2, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free
I love you all but please, for the love of God stop posting screenshots from X. There's a reason we left.
November 28, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I love you all but please, for the love of God stop posting screenshots from X. There's a reason we left.
Anyone else watch "Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy" on Netflix and are wrestling with whether to post about it or not?
Like, it's an important film, but the past 2 weeks have been depressing enough. Do I really want to spread MORE depression around??
Like, it's an important film, but the past 2 weeks have been depressing enough. Do I really want to spread MORE depression around??
November 23, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Anyone else watch "Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy" on Netflix and are wrestling with whether to post about it or not?
Like, it's an important film, but the past 2 weeks have been depressing enough. Do I really want to spread MORE depression around??
Like, it's an important film, but the past 2 weeks have been depressing enough. Do I really want to spread MORE depression around??
Throwback to when my Apple watch and mental state synched up for a day.
November 19, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Throwback to when my Apple watch and mental state synched up for a day.
If you run a small business and list your phone number on your website, don't answer the phone with just, "Hello...?"
SAY THE NAME OF THE BUSINESS!!
It's really off-putting, and makes me think you don't take your business seriously.
SAY THE NAME OF THE BUSINESS!!
It's really off-putting, and makes me think you don't take your business seriously.
November 14, 2024 at 2:42 PM
If you run a small business and list your phone number on your website, don't answer the phone with just, "Hello...?"
SAY THE NAME OF THE BUSINESS!!
It's really off-putting, and makes me think you don't take your business seriously.
SAY THE NAME OF THE BUSINESS!!
It's really off-putting, and makes me think you don't take your business seriously.
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There's a reason democracies don't let people who tried coups back into power.
November 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
There's a reason democracies don't let people who tried coups back into power.
Interested to know how Government Efficiency will play out under Trump & Elon? Just ask a Tesla owner how well their auto-wipers work. A problem effectively solved for YEARS, but for which Tesla can't figure out because they won't use a $3 infrared rain sensor. All in the name of efficiency... 🤦♂️
November 13, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Interested to know how Government Efficiency will play out under Trump & Elon? Just ask a Tesla owner how well their auto-wipers work. A problem effectively solved for YEARS, but for which Tesla can't figure out because they won't use a $3 infrared rain sensor. All in the name of efficiency... 🤦♂️
In the spirit of "efficiency," I deleted my Twitter account.
November 13, 2024 at 1:57 AM
In the spirit of "efficiency," I deleted my Twitter account.
I used to really be into Parkour as a kid. Although back then they called it, "behavioral issues."
November 12, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I used to really be into Parkour as a kid. Although back then they called it, "behavioral issues."
What's the condition called where you're tired all day but the moment you go to bed your brain decides to start workshopping your next stand-up routine? Because I suffer from that.
Also, I have never, nor will I ever perform a stand-up routine.
Also, I have never, nor will I ever perform a stand-up routine.
October 23, 2024 at 1:45 PM
What's the condition called where you're tired all day but the moment you go to bed your brain decides to start workshopping your next stand-up routine? Because I suffer from that.
Also, I have never, nor will I ever perform a stand-up routine.
Also, I have never, nor will I ever perform a stand-up routine.
This is even better than Cow Tools. I love Gary Larsen.
September 15, 2024 at 8:34 PM
This is even better than Cow Tools. I love Gary Larsen.
Trying out the newfangled video feature. Had to trim it to get under 60 seconds and downscale to SD. Hopefully they increase the size limits.
ANYWAY, I made this during the pandemic because I was bored.
ANYWAY, I made this during the pandemic because I was bored.
September 13, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Trying out the newfangled video feature. Had to trim it to get under 60 seconds and downscale to SD. Hopefully they increase the size limits.
ANYWAY, I made this during the pandemic because I was bored.
ANYWAY, I made this during the pandemic because I was bored.
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Why have a rule about shutting the mics off if you can get them turned back on by yelling
September 11, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Why have a rule about shutting the mics off if you can get them turned back on by yelling
True story: my grandpa began playing the banjo when he was in his 50's and despite practicing a few hours every day for YEARS, he never really got any good.
Did that stop us from loving him and his enthusiasm for the instrument?
Yes, of course it did.
Did that stop us from loving him and his enthusiasm for the instrument?
Yes, of course it did.
September 10, 2024 at 3:24 AM
True story: my grandpa began playing the banjo when he was in his 50's and despite practicing a few hours every day for YEARS, he never really got any good.
Did that stop us from loving him and his enthusiasm for the instrument?
Yes, of course it did.
Did that stop us from loving him and his enthusiasm for the instrument?
Yes, of course it did.
This Adam and the Ants song is kinda bonkers, but it has an amazing chorus if you can get that far. Why doesn't anyone ever talk about this song??
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Adam & The Ants - Picasso Visita el Planeta de los Simios (Synced to LP)
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September 6, 2024 at 7:38 PM
This Adam and the Ants song is kinda bonkers, but it has an amazing chorus if you can get that far. Why doesn't anyone ever talk about this song??
youtu.be/NSqHd3xQdjA?...
youtu.be/NSqHd3xQdjA?...
I'd like to think I'm an 8 or 9 on Mohs Hardness Scale, but I'm probably more likely a 6.
September 4, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I'd like to think I'm an 8 or 9 on Mohs Hardness Scale, but I'm probably more likely a 6.
I love Jimmy Eat World's music, but you could show me this photo a thousand times and I still wouldn't be able to pick them out of a lineup. Never has there been a more generic looking group of white dudes in a band.
The music is always top notch though, and that's all that really matters.
The music is always top notch though, and that's all that really matters.
September 1, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I love Jimmy Eat World's music, but you could show me this photo a thousand times and I still wouldn't be able to pick them out of a lineup. Never has there been a more generic looking group of white dudes in a band.
The music is always top notch though, and that's all that really matters.
The music is always top notch though, and that's all that really matters.
Best concert? That's easy: Evan Dando from The Lemonheads. But only because he was wasted and spent 10 solid minutes crawling around the front of the stage trying to plug in his guitar effects pedal. True story!
August 29, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Best concert? That's easy: Evan Dando from The Lemonheads. But only because he was wasted and spent 10 solid minutes crawling around the front of the stage trying to plug in his guitar effects pedal. True story!
A band I hate? I'm not in a band right now.
August 29, 2024 at 12:08 AM
A band I hate? I'm not in a band right now.
Are you one of those people who isn't ready for Fall weather and wishes Summer would stick around a little longer? Let me know and I'll buy a sweet new jean jacket that fits me perfectly.
That'll bring back the upper 90's for the foreseeable future.
That'll bring back the upper 90's for the foreseeable future.
August 28, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Are you one of those people who isn't ready for Fall weather and wishes Summer would stick around a little longer? Let me know and I'll buy a sweet new jean jacket that fits me perfectly.
That'll bring back the upper 90's for the foreseeable future.
That'll bring back the upper 90's for the foreseeable future.
Shout-out to the cleaning crew in my office that refilled the toilet paper dispenser and left the half used previous roll on top. You're the true defenders of American freedom.
August 22, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Shout-out to the cleaning crew in my office that refilled the toilet paper dispenser and left the half used previous roll on top. You're the true defenders of American freedom.