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DOGE’s expenses have risen above 40 million, with weekly costs now exceeding 10 million. We will release an updated DOGE staff list soon.
February 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Don't pet them.

Don't let the intrusive thoughts win.

You're not supposed to pet them.

I know you want to.

Stop. No.

You can't pet them.

Yes they're cute.

No petting. No belly rubs either.

Leave the manatees alone.

NO. BAD. NAUGHTY.

If not friend, then why friend shaped?

Dammit.
a manatee is swimming in a tank of water and looking at the camera
ALT: a manatee is swimming in a tank of water and looking at the camera
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February 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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This is why you fight these cowards.

The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.

Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.

He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Dumbasses.
In 3 days, the number of measles cases in a highly unvaccinated area of Texas has doubled. There are now 48 cases, all of whom are unvaccinated, and 13 of whom have been hospitalized so far, for a hospitalization rate of 27%. This is huge figure in epidemiology. This outbreak will keep spreading.
February 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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If you support any of this, you’re honestly just a terrible person. People’s lives are being upended and destroyed. For every 1% increase in unemployment, 40,000 people die—yet some are celebrating.
February 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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One of these days we're gonna have to reckon with the fact that "money that I spend which does not directly benefit me is a waste" is a popular sentiment.

I think we should state plainly that this is selfish on its face.

And stupid when you have awareness which extends beyond your nose.
February 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just going to leave this right here.
February 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I used to think there were people in place and in charge who were smarter than me and knew how to "handle" things. Nope. As my homeboy said, It’s like growing up and realizing that adults don’t know what they are doing either.
February 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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The Trump administration has placed two top security chiefs at the U.S. Agency for International Development on leave after they resisted turning over classified material in restricted areas to Elon Musk’s staffers. America, please stand with us—we are fighting to defend this country!
February 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
What the actual fuck?
At OPM, Musk’s staffers won’t leave—they work around the clock and have even installed sofa beds in the office. Our access to data systems has been restricted, raising serious concerns about cybersecurity and a complete lack of oversight. We are keeping our heads down and documenting everything.
February 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Tensions escalated when Musk’s aides were discovered at OPM accessing systems, including a vast database known as the Enterprise Human Resources Integration (EHRI), which contains sensitive information such as
February 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Elon Musk staff has been caught installing hard drives inside the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), the Treasury Department, and the General Services Administration (GSA).
February 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Governor Tim Walz made Black History Month a state proclamation to protect it.
February 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention were ordered to withdraw any pending publications, at any scientific journal, that mention terms such as “transgender,” “immigrant,” “L.G.B.T.” or “pregnant people.”
February 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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1,100 EPA employees have been notified of imminent termination.
February 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH
a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green
Alt: a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green
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February 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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if a major politician held an emergency rally about the current ongoing coup by the richest man in the world, I think people would go to it. Shit is well and truly fucked. I can think of a couple of people who should do that right now.
January 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Because they are evil, we must stand up to them.

But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
January 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM