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Lynne Hartzer
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Oxford comma enthusiast. Dog person. Athletic supporter. Pop culture consumer. Book girl. Always on the lookout for patience. ☘️⚽️📚🐶🏃🏻‍♀️

Copywriter, copy editor, dev editor.
Alloracenti in another life.
Culer forever. 💙❤️
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Extra cutie pie these days
World's cutest dog (white great pyrenees mix with brown ears and brown freckles and long legs) looks shyly at the camera while posing on a staircase. World's cutest dog (white great pyrenees mix with brown ears and brown freckles) looks shyly at the camera while cuddled up on a gray pillow with white paw prints.
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Always the very best time of year. 🍁
World's cutest dog (white great pyrenees mix with brown ears and brown freckles) stands in a fenced yard under a tree with vibrant deep-red leaves with glimpses of a lake peeking through other trees behind him.
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Did they steal this from Reno 911? Because if I read that court transcript without any context, I would 💯 believe it came straight out of a Reno 911 episode.

How is this our reality, my god.
A picture of the cast from Reno 911.
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I made a little kawaii-inspired pumpkin about a decade ago because I wasn't in the mood for carving and wanted to do something quick and easy. Turns out it's also adorable, and it's been my go-to jack-o'-lantern every year since! 🎃

Happy spooky-cute season!
Small pie pumpkin with two little eyes and a cute little grin Same small pie pumpkin with two little eyes and a cute little grin but lit up from the inside out in a dark room this time
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Good morning from this good boy who knows a good pillow when he sees it
World’s cutest dog (Great Pyrenees mix with fluffy white coat and brown ears and freckles) lays on a maroon couch and is all curled up around a white couch pillow.
October 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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If "laser focus" was an entry in @merriam-webster.com, it would be accompanied by this picture, cross-referenced, of course, with "good boy."
World's cutest dog (white great pyrenees mix with brown freckles and black-tipped brown ears) stares with intense focus at a slice of cucumber he knows is destined for him.
September 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Show your best bridge work here!
World's cutest dog (white great pyrenees mix with brown ears and a brown spot at the top of this tail) looks out across a wooden planked bridge with brown metal v-beam supports with a canopy of trees overhead.
September 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Morning bliss
A great pyrenees mix (the world's cutest dog) sits in silhouette against the backdrop of a rising morning sun in the mist in an open field with trees lining a path behind him.
September 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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This absolute cutie-pie gremlin brings me so much joy!
Fuzzy and white half–great pyrenees lies upside on a maroon couch, looking very gremlin-y but also very, very cute.
September 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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It's not the starting lineup so much that makes me uneasy about Barca's chances today (though...yeah) but more so the *incredibly* unnerving AI "art" featured in their social media post. Just. YIKES. #BarçaValencia
FC Barcelona posts today's starting lineup with a *very* creepy image of Marcus Rashford front and center, oh dear lord, it is horrifying.
September 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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THE OXFORD COMMA WAS RIGHT THERE
Variety headline explains how Tramell Tillman came out as gay and Tom Cruise.
August 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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If you see this, post a pic from your device without context.

I won’t implore you, but I will ask with no pressure. lol.
Dr Brunson and Beaker from the muppets wearing lab coats and looking very muppety.
August 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Have had this plant my entire adult life, and it has never once flowered. Until now.
A leafy green plant with one curled and pointy white flower with corn cob-looking seeds. I know nothing about plants or flowers, lol.
July 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Oh, to be this unbothered...
World's cutest dog lays with a paw draped over his face unbothered on a soft chair in front of a fireplace. Not a care in the world. World's cutest dog lays on his back/side unbothered on a maroon couch with a white pillow in a living room. Not a care in the world. World's cutest dog lays on his back unbothered on a maroon couch. Not a care in the world. World's cutest dog lays curled up unbothered on a soft chair with a blue squeaky toy forgotten by his ear. Not a care in the world.
July 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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May everyone find a soft place to rest your chin 🐾🥰
World's cutest dog rests his chin on a knitted blanket World's cutest dog rests his chin on his own tail World's cutest dog rests his chin on his freshly washed (and therefore unworthy of his entire body until it smells like him again) dog pillow World's cutest dog rests his chin on a carpet step on a stairway landing
May 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Now this is how you make an announcement. #fcbarcelona #barca #lamineyamal
Close up picutre of half of Lamine yamal’s face on a post from FC Barcelona announcing his renewal through 2031.
May 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Pup cups at the local ice cream stand 🐾 🍦
Two dogs, one light brown and white (front) and one black and white (back), lick ice cream from white cups on a worn wooden bench.
May 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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For example, post all of these that you want! These are good! #greatpyrenees #puppy #paws
Mixed breed Great Pyrenees puppy with white coat and brown eyes and ears all curled up on a turquoise blanket, with one big ol' paw showing.
May 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Strong Sweet Valley High vibes
Ad for The Summer I Turned Pretty TV show with the two brothers (Conrad and Jeremiah) on either side of the main character (Belly, in a red top). Jer is kissing her cheek and Conrad is looking on in anger.
April 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Forca Barca
Badge of FC Barcelona, upper left red cross on white background, upper right vertical bright yellow and red stripes, across the middle the letters F C B, and across the bottom vertical blue and red stripes with a yellow soccer ball in the center.
March 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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“Well, hello there. Might I interest you in some playtime with an assortment of pre-moistened scraps of former stuffed animals?”
World’s cutest dog drops the damp remains of stuffed animals next to me in a chair and places a paw on them to showcase these wonders, in order to get me to play.
March 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Anyway. Here's a picture of a nice view. I can feel the crisp, fresh air just looking at it.
Beautiful, sunny view of a forest in early autumn from from an arched stone window in castle ruins on a hill in Germany.
March 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Anyway. Here's a cute bunny. It's adorable.
Cute brown bunny in a field with weedy but pretty flowers in the background.
March 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Anyway. Here's a bee. Bees are great.
A fuzzy yellow-and-black striped bubble bee hangs upside on a soon-to-bloom flower amidst green leaves.
March 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Croissant time. 🥐
World's cutest dog (mostly white and very fluffy great Pyrenees mix with tan head, ears, and freckles) is tightly curled up in the shape of a croissant on a maroon couch.
March 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM