Lizzie’s Rchive
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Migrated from the X verse, here for the funnsies! Give me all the books, history, 🩵Swifties, 💜ARMY, and cute animal pics
In a speech that should be about working to move forward together, this is the most directly divisive speech I’ve heard. On a worldwide broadcast.
March 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
In a speech that should be about working to move forward together, this is the most directly divisive speech I’ve heard. On a worldwide broadcast.
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Trump whining that Democrats wouldn't applaud him even if he cured a disease and then a second later bragging about withdrawing from the World Health Organization
March 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Trump whining that Democrats wouldn't applaud him even if he cured a disease and then a second later bragging about withdrawing from the World Health Organization
The first 48 hours of 2025 have made me want to ask for a refund.
January 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The first 48 hours of 2025 have made me want to ask for a refund.
New Years Day and I’m already hitting that deductible. US healthcare for the win 🙄 all I needed was an eye doctor
January 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
New Years Day and I’m already hitting that deductible. US healthcare for the win 🙄 all I needed was an eye doctor
You would think after making 150 of one type of cookie for Christmas you’d be sick of that cookie… but I didn’t get any so of course I ended up making a batch for myself, and now the dough sits in the fridge whispering my name until I cave and bake a couple. Anything for a good chocolate chip cookie
December 24, 2024 at 8:26 PM
You would think after making 150 of one type of cookie for Christmas you’d be sick of that cookie… but I didn’t get any so of course I ended up making a batch for myself, and now the dough sits in the fridge whispering my name until I cave and bake a couple. Anything for a good chocolate chip cookie
Being a solstice baby really made the universe say “guess what B, you’re gonna start your year with some really brand spankin’ new shit” each year. That’s not how I wanted to play this game cosmos! Now excuse me while I continue car shopping before prices skyrocket.
December 22, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Being a solstice baby really made the universe say “guess what B, you’re gonna start your year with some really brand spankin’ new shit” each year. That’s not how I wanted to play this game cosmos! Now excuse me while I continue car shopping before prices skyrocket.
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It is the shortest day
—pessimists
It is the longest night
—optimists
Can we work in a bonfire and an orgy somehow?
—witches, probably
—pessimists
It is the longest night
—optimists
Can we work in a bonfire and an orgy somehow?
—witches, probably
December 21, 2024 at 3:45 PM
It is the shortest day
—pessimists
It is the longest night
—optimists
Can we work in a bonfire and an orgy somehow?
—witches, probably
—pessimists
It is the longest night
—optimists
Can we work in a bonfire and an orgy somehow?
—witches, probably
Every year: I’m not making cookies for you guys next year. The next year: 144 cookies in four hours baked and bagged up. Me again this year: I’m not making cookies for you guys next year.
December 18, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Every year: I’m not making cookies for you guys next year. The next year: 144 cookies in four hours baked and bagged up. Me again this year: I’m not making cookies for you guys next year.
The never ending cycle of oh let’s start journaling again to oh this is fun to I should journal to shit it’s been three weeks back around to oh let’s start journaling again. We are currently between oh I should journal and shit it’s been three weeks
December 14, 2024 at 6:05 PM
The never ending cycle of oh let’s start journaling again to oh this is fun to I should journal to shit it’s been three weeks back around to oh let’s start journaling again. We are currently between oh I should journal and shit it’s been three weeks
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my hot take after ~everything~ is that Green Day's music had no right to age as well as it did
December 13, 2024 at 2:37 AM
my hot take after ~everything~ is that Green Day's music had no right to age as well as it did
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To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
Years later and still reminded how glad I am to be done with college each time I pass campus during finals week. Grad school truly ruined me, even if I can say I completed the thing.
December 10, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Years later and still reminded how glad I am to be done with college each time I pass campus during finals week. Grad school truly ruined me, even if I can say I completed the thing.
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Me if I was given a 4-day workweek to increase the birth rate: haha yes. another day for posting
December 9, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Me if I was given a 4-day workweek to increase the birth rate: haha yes. another day for posting
I have finally made a single serve fruit and jam crumble and I fear I shall not return to the world of other desserts for the duration of the season.
December 5, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I have finally made a single serve fruit and jam crumble and I fear I shall not return to the world of other desserts for the duration of the season.
There is not a single part of Spotify wrapped that surprises me this year, I called my top five songs like a champ
December 4, 2024 at 4:45 PM
There is not a single part of Spotify wrapped that surprises me this year, I called my top five songs like a champ
Listen I know advent calendars are supposed to be done the day of but Bonne Maman Jam advent takes planning when you don’t want to just eat it on toast! That said, the day one quince spread made into frosting on top of spiced apple cake is bomb.
December 3, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Listen I know advent calendars are supposed to be done the day of but Bonne Maman Jam advent takes planning when you don’t want to just eat it on toast! That said, the day one quince spread made into frosting on top of spiced apple cake is bomb.
Birthday month has arrived!!! And we started it by getting a new HVAC system 🙃 With freezing temps at night. And a week until installation. With no heat.
December 1, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Birthday month has arrived!!! And we started it by getting a new HVAC system 🙃 With freezing temps at night. And a week until installation. With no heat.
Starting the Christmas movie season with Bad Santa is an iconic move. As long as it doesn’t set the tone of the rest of my season that is.
November 30, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Starting the Christmas movie season with Bad Santa is an iconic move. As long as it doesn’t set the tone of the rest of my season that is.
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Surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library, bakery, bookstore, and café.
November 27, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library, bakery, bookstore, and café.
Sunday mornings off are for a good breakfast, good coffee, and good contemplations 🥰☕️
November 24, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Sunday mornings off are for a good breakfast, good coffee, and good contemplations 🥰☕️
First day of Sagittarius season and I’ve already been called out multiple times today 💀 love living a good stereotype.
November 23, 2024 at 3:33 AM
First day of Sagittarius season and I’ve already been called out multiple times today 💀 love living a good stereotype.
Don’t believe in a climate crisis? Then why the heckity heck is this cold front strong enough that I got snowed on pre-thanksgiving in the south -_- at least give me until December to mentally prepare.
November 22, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Don’t believe in a climate crisis? Then why the heckity heck is this cold front strong enough that I got snowed on pre-thanksgiving in the south -_- at least give me until December to mentally prepare.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if all you accomplish this weekend is reading a riveting novel cover-to-cover whilst drinking multiple kettles of tea and consuming a scandalous amount of croissants, then you will have accomplished more than enough.
November 22, 2024 at 10:10 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if all you accomplish this weekend is reading a riveting novel cover-to-cover whilst drinking multiple kettles of tea and consuming a scandalous amount of croissants, then you will have accomplished more than enough.
There’s something about having a short work week that makes me absolutely the least productive person.
November 19, 2024 at 7:54 PM
There’s something about having a short work week that makes me absolutely the least productive person.