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Eliza
@lizziebears.bsky.social
Twitch Streamer, Cosplayer, Creator of SLASHERS!
i'm not saying there's seven scarecrow/adjacent characters that i like. however. i am an asexual and scarecrows may be my garlic bread.
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
are the writers of ER allergic to happiness
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
people who hated Noah Wyle's beard in ER are suspiciously quiet about Noah Wyle's beard in The Pitt
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I also ask to please consider donating to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital to fight childhood cancer and find a cure for everyone.

My sister was endlessly proud of the work my community and I have done raising $118K for the cause over the years. I want to make sure no one goes through this.
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i know petting an apex predator is a bad idea but what if i'm built different
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Being a conspiracy theorist must be mentally exhausting because what do you mean you don’t understand why parts of the Grand Canyon are blocked off when there’s indigenous land where people live and also you could fall very far down
October 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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BONK
October 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
every time i ask a question at my new job it’s so silly because im like “am i allowed to use the nozzle for dishes” and they’re like “WHY WOULDNT YOU BE???”
August 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
“pls show me entry level positions”
“here is a position that requires a masters degree and six years of experience but is calling itself entry level”
August 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
do you guys see what i’m seeing
August 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
sometimes i wonder if im neurodivergent and then i remember i timed people when they went to the bathroom so id be able to time myself and sit in the bathroom for that amount of time without being suspicious because i just wanted to escape the classroom of 25 kids all talking
August 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
2013 me, watching broadchurch for david tennant because of doctor who;
2025 me, rewatching broadchurch for jonathan bailey because of bridgerton;
2025 me (again), rewatching doctor for david tennant because of broadchurch;
July 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM
watching superman but thinking about tony stonem being bald and american
July 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Knowing that the SAG-AFTRA auditioning rule is “It’s not who you are, it’s who you can play” is very fun when looking at inaccurate castings. Like live action Nani not being native Hawaiian? Totally cool in the SAG-AFTRA book.
July 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
love how cyber men and daleks are the sworn enemies of like the entirety of doctor who but they gave us
“you would destroy the cyber men with four daleks?”
“we would destroy the cyber men with one dalek. you are superior in only one respect”
“what is that”
“you are better at dying”
June 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Twitter going from THE place for fans to interact with popular figures to being a laughing stock of a social media whose in-house ai even hates it…
May 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Easily one of the coolest care packages ever sent to my PO box by a viewer! I love me some figurines!

As much as I make jokes about Naruto, it was an important series to me during formative years. And Miku is always perfect, omg big Miku fan 😍
May 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
work is so fun. i show up. i am in a constant state of panic for three hours. i eat food. i am back in a state of panic for three hours.
weddings really are fun but im so afraid of fucking something up and ruining such an important day :D
April 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
my dad complimented the recipe i sent him for making carrots on the grill but little does he know i googled “best ways to make carrots on a grill” and sent him the first result
April 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
during theater, my best friend would always use my boobs as a pillow during break. went over to take care of her cats today and one of the cats used my boob as a pillow. okayyyy i see you sending me a message through your cat
April 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I need a man who will yearn to see even a glimpse of my ankles
April 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Also useful for the next time anyone uses a Soros conspiracy.
Let’s normalize making big money lose.
April 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“Executive” exists WITH legislative and judicial. Trump is getting sued again and again and again. Judges are putting pauses again and again and again. His power is NOT unchecked. Want to keep it that way? Call the reps you have now, VOTE to retain or replace judges, get ready for mid-terms.
February 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
why did they decided to kill over mark darcy in the new bridget jones
colin firth come back to me i miss you
February 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM