Liz
@lizshiz.bsky.social
Obviously my favorite songs are the lizards and wolfman’s brother 😏
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Liz
@lizshiz.bsky.social
· Apr 8
Dating again after being married 20 years really smacks you in the face with what level of phish nerd you are - you knew before but telling a new person who hasn’t seen you naked yet is different
Thanks for never throwing anything away, Dad.
May 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Thanks for never throwing anything away, Dad.
I get McDonald’s one time in forever and that’s when the fucking Spotify DJ decides to play U2. Left hand on the wheel right hand on a burger I can’t set down because there’s ketchup on the bun and the wrapper blew onto the floor so no song changing. At least it was the Mary j Blige one.
May 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I get McDonald’s one time in forever and that’s when the fucking Spotify DJ decides to play U2. Left hand on the wheel right hand on a burger I can’t set down because there’s ketchup on the bun and the wrapper blew onto the floor so no song changing. At least it was the Mary j Blige one.
High school boys who excelled at dry humping are doing tantra now change my mind
May 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
High school boys who excelled at dry humping are doing tantra now change my mind
How are we supposed to be monogamous when we were raised on destiny’s child jumpin jumpin just saying
May 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
How are we supposed to be monogamous when we were raised on destiny’s child jumpin jumpin just saying
Ladies bathroom lines at Lily rose tonight are different from jam bands - don’t wait lol
May 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ladies bathroom lines at Lily rose tonight are different from jam bands - don’t wait lol
Anyone know if we can bring Nalgenes into the building tonight
April 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Anyone know if we can bring Nalgenes into the building tonight
Dating again after being married 20 years really smacks you in the face with what level of phish nerd you are - you knew before but telling a new person who hasn’t seen you naked yet is different
April 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Dating again after being married 20 years really smacks you in the face with what level of phish nerd you are - you knew before but telling a new person who hasn’t seen you naked yet is different
The goose sticker on my water bottle needs a tiny “put this on before all the bullshit” like the tesla stickers
April 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The goose sticker on my water bottle needs a tiny “put this on before all the bullshit” like the tesla stickers
Last night at the bar a friend was reading our birth charts and another friend was told she needs to learn to surrender to the flow so I immediately took off my surrender to the flow bracelet and gave it to her ❤️
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Last night at the bar a friend was reading our birth charts and another friend was told she needs to learn to surrender to the flow so I immediately took off my surrender to the flow bracelet and gave it to her ❤️
Why the fuck did snl even have that pos Morgan wallen on the show Jesus Christ
March 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Why the fuck did snl even have that pos Morgan wallen on the show Jesus Christ
Washed the sheets and remade the bed today.
March 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Washed the sheets and remade the bed today.
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another student was disappeared at the University of Minnesota
March 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
another student was disappeared at the University of Minnesota
Pregaming Trey on my balcony
March 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Pregaming Trey on my balcony
This is the third Tuesday in March that I’m in Orlando. That is a first.
March 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is the third Tuesday in March that I’m in Orlando. That is a first.
I thought it was all sweet that the first song my Spotify DJ played when I was driving away from the airport in Bozeman was magenta Mountain but then the next song was plane crash by Moe so I’m not reading anything into anything
March 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I thought it was all sweet that the first song my Spotify DJ played when I was driving away from the airport in Bozeman was magenta Mountain but then the next song was plane crash by Moe so I’m not reading anything into anything
Got to dance tonight 💃🏼
February 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Got to dance tonight 💃🏼
Found please her with a tweezer
February 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Found please her with a tweezer
I’m in Paris and used my data to stream the halftime show and none of the football. WiFi won’t let me stream via DIRECTV but my data will
February 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’m in Paris and used my data to stream the halftime show and none of the football. WiFi won’t let me stream via DIRECTV but my data will
Seems like the internet is saying there are halftime haters, people who think it was about a diss, and revolutionists.
The “at least it wasn’t risqué” crowd is a fun layer of misogyny within the haters too gross
The “at least it wasn’t risqué” crowd is a fun layer of misogyny within the haters too gross
February 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Seems like the internet is saying there are halftime haters, people who think it was about a diss, and revolutionists.
The “at least it wasn’t risqué” crowd is a fun layer of misogyny within the haters too gross
The “at least it wasn’t risqué” crowd is a fun layer of misogyny within the haters too gross
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i love the trans community hmu if you need anything
January 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
i love the trans community hmu if you need anything
I’m left handed at chopsticks. My right pointer finger is a little messed up from getting it caught between my twisting dog and her collar and won’t do chopsticks but I apparently slay that as a lefty
January 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’m left handed at chopsticks. My right pointer finger is a little messed up from getting it caught between my twisting dog and her collar and won’t do chopsticks but I apparently slay that as a lefty