Liz Perrine
@lizperrine.bsky.social
Gothic fantasy author. Pen/ink fiend. Crone. Ailurophile. MA in Creative Swearing. She/Her. 🚫DMs unless I know you!
Hey, my Thriends -
If you love nail art and/or press-on nails and want to support a small business, check out @nailsonanickel.ca! Brooke is an amazing artist and an all-around fabulous person.
I ordered two sets of nails from her and LOOK at all the goodies she included with upgraded shipping! 🤩
If you love nail art and/or press-on nails and want to support a small business, check out @nailsonanickel.ca! Brooke is an amazing artist and an all-around fabulous person.
I ordered two sets of nails from her and LOOK at all the goodies she included with upgraded shipping! 🤩
May 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hey, my Thriends -
If you love nail art and/or press-on nails and want to support a small business, check out @nailsonanickel.ca! Brooke is an amazing artist and an all-around fabulous person.
I ordered two sets of nails from her and LOOK at all the goodies she included with upgraded shipping! 🤩
If you love nail art and/or press-on nails and want to support a small business, check out @nailsonanickel.ca! Brooke is an amazing artist and an all-around fabulous person.
I ordered two sets of nails from her and LOOK at all the goodies she included with upgraded shipping! 🤩
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Looking for a quick Saturday dread?
...that was supposed to say "read", phone, but ya know what, there IS some excellent dread in these murders, and it's much more fun than the existential dread of every day existence in 2025
Which is a long winded way of saying you should buy my book 😉
...that was supposed to say "read", phone, but ya know what, there IS some excellent dread in these murders, and it's much more fun than the existential dread of every day existence in 2025
Which is a long winded way of saying you should buy my book 😉
Sacrificed to demons. Killed by velociraptors. Hacked to pieces by axe murderers.
Read these deaths and more in Killer Debt: An Anthology of Murder
Buy on Itch: diannagunn.itch.io/killer-debt
And elsewhere: books2read.com/u/bO9Ne9
Read these deaths and more in Killer Debt: An Anthology of Murder
Buy on Itch: diannagunn.itch.io/killer-debt
And elsewhere: books2read.com/u/bO9Ne9
May 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Looking for a quick Saturday dread?
...that was supposed to say "read", phone, but ya know what, there IS some excellent dread in these murders, and it's much more fun than the existential dread of every day existence in 2025
Which is a long winded way of saying you should buy my book 😉
...that was supposed to say "read", phone, but ya know what, there IS some excellent dread in these murders, and it's much more fun than the existential dread of every day existence in 2025
Which is a long winded way of saying you should buy my book 😉
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Got a text from Sen Tillis' office (R-NC) urging me to call and tell him what a great job he's doing.
Anyway, here's the number if anyone else wants to tell him where he can stick his "great job."
202 224 6342
Anyway, here's the number if anyone else wants to tell him where he can stick his "great job."
202 224 6342
April 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Got a text from Sen Tillis' office (R-NC) urging me to call and tell him what a great job he's doing.
Anyway, here's the number if anyone else wants to tell him where he can stick his "great job."
202 224 6342
Anyway, here's the number if anyone else wants to tell him where he can stick his "great job."
202 224 6342
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Hmm, say "Cory Booker" and the bots show up in your mentions to say protest is useless.
Cory Booker. Cory Booker. Cory Booker.
Cory Booker. Cory Booker. Cory Booker.
April 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Hmm, say "Cory Booker" and the bots show up in your mentions to say protest is useless.
Cory Booker. Cory Booker. Cory Booker.
Cory Booker. Cory Booker. Cory Booker.
How about a Terrible Tuesday joke?
Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on
the brain.
Must be all the indoor-fins.
Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on
the brain.
Must be all the indoor-fins.
April 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
How about a Terrible Tuesday joke?
Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on
the brain.
Must be all the indoor-fins.
Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on
the brain.
Must be all the indoor-fins.
Holy shit, y'all...
I think THE LABYRINTH OF BONES has just found a home!
😳😳😳
I think THE LABYRINTH OF BONES has just found a home!
😳😳😳
March 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Holy shit, y'all...
I think THE LABYRINTH OF BONES has just found a home!
😳😳😳
I think THE LABYRINTH OF BONES has just found a home!
😳😳😳
That's it.
I'm done querying THE LABYRINTH OF BONES.
If anything, I'm likely to start a Kickstarter campaign for the funds to self-publish.
I want to get this creepy epic fantasy into readers' hands, and I'm done with trad pub gatekeeping. 🤬
I'm done querying THE LABYRINTH OF BONES.
If anything, I'm likely to start a Kickstarter campaign for the funds to self-publish.
I want to get this creepy epic fantasy into readers' hands, and I'm done with trad pub gatekeeping. 🤬
March 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
That's it.
I'm done querying THE LABYRINTH OF BONES.
If anything, I'm likely to start a Kickstarter campaign for the funds to self-publish.
I want to get this creepy epic fantasy into readers' hands, and I'm done with trad pub gatekeeping. 🤬
I'm done querying THE LABYRINTH OF BONES.
If anything, I'm likely to start a Kickstarter campaign for the funds to self-publish.
I want to get this creepy epic fantasy into readers' hands, and I'm done with trad pub gatekeeping. 🤬
I need this, too.
Would love a reverse swear jar where I put a dollar in and it gives me a new and exciting expletive to use
March 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I need this, too.
Researching ancient Greek funerary rites for my new book.
As one does.
As one does.
March 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Researching ancient Greek funerary rites for my new book.
As one does.
As one does.
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As if healthcare in the US wasn't bad enough, customer service at @healthnet, instead of telling you which local providers and labs are in network, wants you to call the providers yourself to see if they accept your insurance.
WTAF?!
WTAF?!
March 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
As if healthcare in the US wasn't bad enough, customer service at @healthnet, instead of telling you which local providers and labs are in network, wants you to call the providers yourself to see if they accept your insurance.
WTAF?!
WTAF?!
Another day, another agent rejection.
*shrugs*
Anyway. Onward.
*shrugs*
Anyway. Onward.
March 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Another day, another agent rejection.
*shrugs*
Anyway. Onward.
*shrugs*
Anyway. Onward.
I have coffee and a new royalty check from a book I wrote 23 years ago.
Monday is looking up.
Monday is looking up.
March 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I have coffee and a new royalty check from a book I wrote 23 years ago.
Monday is looking up.
Monday is looking up.
Happy Caturday, peeps!
What's everyone up to this weekend?
I'm working on a new book!
What's everyone up to this weekend?
I'm working on a new book!
March 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Happy Caturday, peeps!
What's everyone up to this weekend?
I'm working on a new book!
What's everyone up to this weekend?
I'm working on a new book!
Happy Fri-yay, my friends.
Wishing all y'all a fantastic weekend.
Wishing all y'all a fantastic weekend.
March 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Happy Fri-yay, my friends.
Wishing all y'all a fantastic weekend.
Wishing all y'all a fantastic weekend.
I just got carded at the liquor store.
The week is definitely getting better. 😁
The week is definitely getting better. 😁
March 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I just got carded at the liquor store.
The week is definitely getting better. 😁
The week is definitely getting better. 😁
I just had an anxiety attack; my chest went tight, my heart rate shot up. A wave of nausea rushed through me.
The reason? By writing down what my Nmother did to me, I'm reliving everything.
I am not OK.
I need to stop now.
The reason? By writing down what my Nmother did to me, I'm reliving everything.
I am not OK.
I need to stop now.
March 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I just had an anxiety attack; my chest went tight, my heart rate shot up. A wave of nausea rushed through me.
The reason? By writing down what my Nmother did to me, I'm reliving everything.
I am not OK.
I need to stop now.
The reason? By writing down what my Nmother did to me, I'm reliving everything.
I am not OK.
I need to stop now.
I have started working on my non-fiction book about narcissistic parents and it's been hugely therapeutic.
All y'all are in for a ride; it's time for me to spill the tea.
All y'all are in for a ride; it's time for me to spill the tea.
a black and white photo of a woman saying " fasten your seat belts it 's going to be bumpy night "
Alt: a black and white photo of Bette Davis in the movie All About Eve," saying, " Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be bumpy night."
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March 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I have started working on my non-fiction book about narcissistic parents and it's been hugely therapeutic.
All y'all are in for a ride; it's time for me to spill the tea.
All y'all are in for a ride; it's time for me to spill the tea.
My take on today's session at the White House:
"Russian asset, go fuck yourself."
"Russian asset, go fuck yourself."
February 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My take on today's session at the White House:
"Russian asset, go fuck yourself."
"Russian asset, go fuck yourself."
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
Hot take:
Calling yourself a Christian doesn't make you a good person.
(I broke my narcissistic, born-again mother's brain with this one.)
Calling yourself a Christian doesn't make you a good person.
(I broke my narcissistic, born-again mother's brain with this one.)
February 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Hot take:
Calling yourself a Christian doesn't make you a good person.
(I broke my narcissistic, born-again mother's brain with this one.)
Calling yourself a Christian doesn't make you a good person.
(I broke my narcissistic, born-again mother's brain with this one.)
My Mode? Depeche.
My Stones? Rolling.
My Sir? Mixing A lot
February 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My Mode? Depeche.
Me, watching baseball spring training while my Medicaid is taken away and America collapses around me:
Bobsburgers Louise GIF
Alt: Bobsburgers Louise is staring into the camera while one eye is twitching madly. The caption reads, "This is fine. This is fine."
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February 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Me, watching baseball spring training while my Medicaid is taken away and America collapses around me: