"Is this a Jewish belief? Because Christians-" ✋I'm gonna stop you right there

That it works and didn't break immediately seems too good to be true

Ah, okay. We probably have a legacy plan of some sort- our account is quite old and we send just under 1k a week. Regardless, you're right that the current system isn't affordable for individuals just trying to get their content read.

Wait, for real?
Okay I'm embarrassed to admit that I didn't know we were paying for the service that I get paid to use 😅

My shul still uses mailchimp

“Oh, sorry, I fucked that one up. My bad.” You, sir, never attended law school