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This is the tallest waterfall on the planet
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Birb
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Lost my flight virginity
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
do you guys even know what i'm referencing? this is very important
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
let me eat this nasty salad and serve stache
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I love Jesus!
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
they are so hot. i want to have their kids (their goat babies)
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
(please pretend that my cat was orange) there is a hecking CHEETO in the house!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Hmm i kinda hate it lol. I think I shaved too much, but I don't want to shave it all off because that would be admitting defeat at the hands of Big Shave
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
today i learned that these are the same person. what
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
watching an anime with a hot cat protagonist. i can fix him, and i want his cat babies
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
No fucking way the senior architect at work shared the Ezra Klein yudkowski episode in the group chat lmfao. Guys what is happening
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I think you should go to sleep
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I will always post kitty when she goes inside her tiny cat house
November 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i gave wikipedia a €3 monthly donation because i think wikipedia is cool and good
October 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sleeves filled 🥴
October 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Begging my coworkers to squash their commits lmfao
October 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
She is in a meeting
October 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Sleepy
October 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
this line will never not be funny to me. it's not "microsoft is commited to reducing emissions", it's not even "microsoft windows is commited to reducing emissions", it's "this one specific service of this one microsoft product is commited to reducing emissions" lol
October 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Made some amazing sloppy greasy no ingredient chicken bits fuck is chicken supposed to taste this good
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i thrive best hermit-style fr
October 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
do you guys think my #mustache makes me look #mysterious
October 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
basically like this
October 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM