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Maybe I'm taking this too seriously but the whole magic erasing people out of your vacation photos just seems comically antisocial to me. Literally manifesting an alternate reality where you are the main character and nobody else exists
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I was going to post another photo of me today but I didn't like any of them that much and I think you are all sick of me at this point anyway
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i'm so stinky
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This is the tallest waterfall on the planet
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I have a hair growing on the outside of my nose, therefore I should kill myself
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Birb
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
googling "GAY portuguese men"
googling "portuguese men"
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I think if I died in a horrible plane crash that would basically be fine
Lost my flight virginity
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Lost my flight virginity
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The furrybait bat guy from that superhero game would be hotter if they hadn't made him aggressively heterosexual
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I think it is very funny how google photos doesn't have an option for deleting a backed up photo from google's servers but keeping it on your device
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
does anybody want to claw out my eyes then drown me to death
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Why so photogenic? What is he posing for?
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
googling "portuguese men"
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Learned about a new furry fetish today: pushing into one's abdomen with something like a pole or a fist, like really pushing hard so it caves in
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I am like those bi women who are like "i am attracted to all women but only one man in a million" but I'm like "i am attracted to all furries but only one human in a million"
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
guys let's analyze and agonize the last forty things I said
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i feel daddy as fuck
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Very obviously rolling up my sleeves at work so I can show off my arms
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
do you guys even know what i'm referencing? this is very important
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
broccoli and cauliflower are so good, 8 year olds don't know shit
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
would you guys still love me if i was an ontological parasite
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
this is the world bro (i made it for you btw)
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
let me eat this nasty salad and serve stache
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM