Here’s the most obvious tattoo. It’s my eldest’s middle name “Lorien” in elvish. I’ll never not be fucking obsessed

I am so fucking confused. I have never voted for a republican, never supported conservative policies, and work quite hard to volunteer and canvas for the most socially benefitting, anti-right wing policies and politicians that exist. Yet somehow I’m drinking MAGA Koolaid? Baffling logic.

My husband and I with our eldest 2 at a Ranger’s game. We had the DOPEST people sitting behind us. Does anyone remember sitting behind us who lives in Frisco remember us?! We talked about playing COD zombies. Y’all were fucking awesome - lmk if it’s y’all!

My children and I spent today with my aunt and uncle at my parent’s house. Something special about seeing your kids interact in ways you remember doing and hoping they feel the way you did in the glory of childhood

How the FUCK has no one ever mentioned that benny blanco’s birth name is Eggs Benedict Blanco. I NEED ANSWERS ABOUT HOW NO ONE TOLD ME THIS

I just bought your book, @shanders.bsky.social !! I’m so excited to read it.

My 2yo learned about moonlight at daycare. Day before it was stars. Surely we can all agree we’d like to be learning about space in the most fun, cool ways like she is. She’s learning amazing stuff I’m too exhausted to even remember I know let alone teach her

The mom guilt trap IS such bullshit

My best friend just had a baby and I crocheted this blanket for him. I used two different types of stitches that feel interesting and unique for babies and toddlers to feel. It’s not done yet, but like, hoping for feedback on how many parents would be happy w/ this gift??

My mom uses Siri to text me every time she’s driving and halfway through she forgets it’s a text and thinks she’s leaving a voicemail and it’s one of the best parts of my life. This happens at least once a day

These 2 octopuses I crocheted for my kids felt cute enough to share