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you can't be replying to the one person saying something negative when everyone else is being positive
January 22, 2024 at 4:10 PM
you can't be replying to the one person saying something negative when everyone else is being positive
trying to lay off social media so i go on notion??? oh but then i realized i had a bluesky account. cool. delete some tweets and say hi to you all
January 28, 2024 at 2:03 AM
trying to lay off social media so i go on notion??? oh but then i realized i had a bluesky account. cool. delete some tweets and say hi to you all
Creed is just Hum but with a basement vocalist
November 23, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Creed is just Hum but with a basement vocalist
i think my newest pet peeve is when someone says "intrinsic". bonus points when someone says "intrinsic value"
November 7, 2023 at 2:04 AM
i think my newest pet peeve is when someone says "intrinsic". bonus points when someone says "intrinsic value"
rym users are like "this sounds like luke skywalker working as a janitor at a hospital" as if you are supposed to understand what the fuck they are saying
November 7, 2023 at 1:56 AM
rym users are like "this sounds like luke skywalker working as a janitor at a hospital" as if you are supposed to understand what the fuck they are saying
tell me about the best tasting burp you've ever had
November 4, 2023 at 3:32 AM
tell me about the best tasting burp you've ever had
i could easily go the rest of my life without hearing pat benatar's "love is a battlefield"
November 2, 2023 at 12:50 AM
i could easily go the rest of my life without hearing pat benatar's "love is a battlefield"
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space lord mothafucka
October 19, 2023 at 2:08 AM
space lord mothafucka
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Everyone is on their own stupid fucking journey 🧘♂️
September 30, 2023 at 6:11 PM
Everyone is on their own stupid fucking journey 🧘♂️
I MANIFESTED THIS WITH RYAN
Anco Fantano & Gas Card Kids
October 10, 2023 at 4:47 PM
I MANIFESTED THIS WITH RYAN
"cute but psycho ❤️"
September 30, 2023 at 6:32 PM
"cute but psycho ❤️"
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Anco Fantano & Gas Card Kids
September 27, 2023 at 3:46 PM
Anco Fantano & Gas Card Kids
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i wish there was an alert for neighborhoods that airdrops to other neighbors that they are burning things so that i dont spend like 2 hours worried that theres anything wrong with my house
September 12, 2023 at 12:31 AM
i wish there was an alert for neighborhoods that airdrops to other neighbors that they are burning things so that i dont spend like 2 hours worried that theres anything wrong with my house
Hey guys! Love the new album and it works great with Pirates 1 which we knew was the intent of the new record. Can you tell us who the powdered wig guys daughter is?
September 4, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Hey guys! Love the new album and it works great with Pirates 1 which we knew was the intent of the new record. Can you tell us who the powdered wig guys daughter is?
a chicken sandwich is not a sandwich and we should really just stop that. hanburgers are not sandwiches either.!we should call them fried chicken burgers and continue to call hamburgers hamburgers
September 4, 2023 at 3:18 AM
a chicken sandwich is not a sandwich and we should really just stop that. hanburgers are not sandwiches either.!we should call them fried chicken burgers and continue to call hamburgers hamburgers
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Dave Arquette Band
September 3, 2023 at 2:09 PM
Dave Arquette Band
iron chef bot is my favorite bluesky account
August 31, 2023 at 11:16 PM
iron chef bot is my favorite bluesky account
ive said the phrase "tuckered out" more these last few weeks than ever before because of this puppy. which means im coming closer to Dog Mom status. Coming next: calling her a Fur Baby.
August 30, 2023 at 3:46 PM
ive said the phrase "tuckered out" more these last few weeks than ever before because of this puppy. which means im coming closer to Dog Mom status. Coming next: calling her a Fur Baby.
damn. you really think bluesky hits different until you read replies
August 30, 2023 at 2:21 AM
damn. you really think bluesky hits different until you read replies
i had a bread bowl today after like two decades of swearing them off because its a waste of bread but holy fuck i love bread bowl and i used all the bread too
August 20, 2023 at 2:59 AM
i had a bread bowl today after like two decades of swearing them off because its a waste of bread but holy fuck i love bread bowl and i used all the bread too
having a dog is incredible because i forget how annoying all the annoying internet people are and then i just get to be annoyed with my dog instead
August 19, 2023 at 8:14 PM
having a dog is incredible because i forget how annoying all the annoying internet people are and then i just get to be annoyed with my dog instead
i have choco taco energy
August 17, 2023 at 2:03 AM
i have choco taco energy