Tech Honors
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First guy to ever have a bluesky account
I hate when I have to wrest sovereignty away from the selfsame lord to whom i once swore fealty 😑
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I hate when I have to wrest sovereignty away from the selfsame lord to whom i once swore fealty 😑
finally conditioned my instagram algo to give me the only content i desire, in the exact correct ratio
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
finally conditioned my instagram algo to give me the only content i desire, in the exact correct ratio
Merry christmas bluesky 🎄 fun Christmas fact: as an only child, Jesus Christ didn't have any sibs. but his mom had SIBS (sudden infant birth syndrome) . hope that gave you a nice holiday chuckle #MyGiftToYou
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Merry christmas bluesky 🎄 fun Christmas fact: as an only child, Jesus Christ didn't have any sibs. but his mom had SIBS (sudden infant birth syndrome) . hope that gave you a nice holiday chuckle #MyGiftToYou
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Please enjoy my Christmas standard this holiday season!
Now It's Christmas Time (This Year Again), by HCMJ
track by HCMJ
hcmjmagic.bandcamp.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Please enjoy my Christmas standard this holiday season!
i could easily win the lottery, i just choose not to #ItsMyChoice
December 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
i could easily win the lottery, i just choose not to #ItsMyChoice
I ate a whole box of bottlecaps candies and now my mouth feels like glass chalk and I spoiled my dumb little bitch appetite
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I ate a whole box of bottlecaps candies and now my mouth feels like glass chalk and I spoiled my dumb little bitch appetite
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my visual art from 2025
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
my visual art from 2025
went to youtube and got jumpscared by this as the first video in my recommended
December 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
went to youtube and got jumpscared by this as the first video in my recommended
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Me: I have the kind of raw intelligence that makes everything in life a breeze. No big deal.
Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert
Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert
August 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Me: I have the kind of raw intelligence that makes everything in life a breeze. No big deal.
Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert
Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert
i'm at the game awards still but i'm no longer presenting the award for Best Microtransactions, they cancelled my appearance because I ate a huge bowl of lucky charms during the pre-show and they said it made me "too hyper"
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i'm at the game awards still but i'm no longer presenting the award for Best Microtransactions, they cancelled my appearance because I ate a huge bowl of lucky charms during the pre-show and they said it made me "too hyper"
I’m at the game awards pre-party and they’re letting me hang out with all the characters from my favorite intellectual properties
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’m at the game awards pre-party and they’re letting me hang out with all the characters from my favorite intellectual properties
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Every year I look forward to the Time Magazine Person Of The Year. As a smart human being who knows a lot about what matters on Earth, Time Magazine’s selection of their lauded “Person Of The Year” title is incredibly important to me. I am scared to make phone calls. I believe that dogs should vote.
December 7, 2023 at 12:25 AM
Every year I look forward to the Time Magazine Person Of The Year. As a smart human being who knows a lot about what matters on Earth, Time Magazine’s selection of their lauded “Person Of The Year” title is incredibly important to me. I am scared to make phone calls. I believe that dogs should vote.
me after driving for longer than one (1) minute
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
me after driving for longer than one (1) minute
if you disagree with me about literally anything then you're a hater and you don't know ball
December 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
if you disagree with me about literally anything then you're a hater and you don't know ball
I think I am going to become a professional basketball player for the National Basketball Association. I'm going to become what many will consider "the goat" of the sport, in due time, because of my unrivaled skill, discipline, and perseverance. I will be balling out on a regular basis
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I think I am going to become a professional basketball player for the National Basketball Association. I'm going to become what many will consider "the goat" of the sport, in due time, because of my unrivaled skill, discipline, and perseverance. I will be balling out on a regular basis
Life Hack: you can disconnect your smoke alarms from the ceiling and remove the battery to make it stop that annoying chirping sound from ever happening again
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Life Hack: you can disconnect your smoke alarms from the ceiling and remove the battery to make it stop that annoying chirping sound from ever happening again
for some reason I decided to watch that movie No Hard Feelings with jennifer lawrence where she gets paid by some rich parents to fuck their nerdy son. it was just ok
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
for some reason I decided to watch that movie No Hard Feelings with jennifer lawrence where she gets paid by some rich parents to fuck their nerdy son. it was just ok
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3 giggling teenage girls just took a photo of me in the parking lot as I was walking into a grocery store. do you think they thought I was:
a.) a murderer stalking them in the night?
b.) poor and deserving of mockery?
c.) sexy marfanoid Bradford Cox of acclaimed 2000s art rock group Deerhunter?
a.) a murderer stalking them in the night?
b.) poor and deserving of mockery?
c.) sexy marfanoid Bradford Cox of acclaimed 2000s art rock group Deerhunter?
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
3 giggling teenage girls just took a photo of me in the parking lot as I was walking into a grocery store. do you think they thought I was:
a.) a murderer stalking them in the night?
b.) poor and deserving of mockery?
c.) sexy marfanoid Bradford Cox of acclaimed 2000s art rock group Deerhunter?
a.) a murderer stalking them in the night?
b.) poor and deserving of mockery?
c.) sexy marfanoid Bradford Cox of acclaimed 2000s art rock group Deerhunter?
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🚨 NEW MIXTAPE DROPS TONIGHT! 🚨
'Why I Took Your Advice: A Tribute to Grandaddy'
14 songs we know by heart by one of our all time favorite bands. Listening party in the Discord 12am EST!
'Why I Took Your Advice: A Tribute to Grandaddy'
14 songs we know by heart by one of our all time favorite bands. Listening party in the Discord 12am EST!
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
🚨 NEW MIXTAPE DROPS TONIGHT! 🚨
'Why I Took Your Advice: A Tribute to Grandaddy'
14 songs we know by heart by one of our all time favorite bands. Listening party in the Discord 12am EST!
'Why I Took Your Advice: A Tribute to Grandaddy'
14 songs we know by heart by one of our all time favorite bands. Listening party in the Discord 12am EST!
I am inventing something called Jokerpedia. it’s like wikipedia but for the Joker
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I am inventing something called Jokerpedia. it’s like wikipedia but for the Joker
"Teach a man to eat and he'll shit for a lifetime..."
- excerpt from 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘋𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 by T.A. Honors (2025)
- excerpt from 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘋𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 by T.A. Honors (2025)
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"Teach a man to eat and he'll shit for a lifetime..."
- excerpt from 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘋𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 by T.A. Honors (2025)
- excerpt from 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘋𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 by T.A. Honors (2025)
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wrong game numbnuts . what kind of fucking dumbass
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
wrong game numbnuts . what kind of fucking dumbass