there's two types of bluesky accounts: those who chucked their twitter and those who still use it. a mateor crashes over there and I can see the waves but not the impact.
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
there's two types of bluesky accounts: those who chucked their twitter and those who still use it. a mateor crashes over there and I can see the waves but not the impact.
*guy whose only seen one baseball season* getting a lot of mariners vibes this game
October 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
*guy whose only seen one baseball season* getting a lot of mariners vibes this game
"17 children, Scully, all at 2:17 am. And you want me to believe that's a coincidence?!"
"There's no such thing as the Pied Piper! It's a fairy tale!"
"There's no such thing as the Pied Piper! It's a fairy tale!"
October 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"17 children, Scully, all at 2:17 am. And you want me to believe that's a coincidence?!"
"There's no such thing as the Pied Piper! It's a fairy tale!"
"There's no such thing as the Pied Piper! It's a fairy tale!"
"hey there's this is cool new primary candidate--”
not my state not my problem
"oh no candidate was caught saying--"
not my state not my problem!! wake me up when they're a senator!
not my state not my problem
"oh no candidate was caught saying--"
not my state not my problem!! wake me up when they're a senator!
October 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"hey there's this is cool new primary candidate--”
not my state not my problem
"oh no candidate was caught saying--"
not my state not my problem!! wake me up when they're a senator!
not my state not my problem
"oh no candidate was caught saying--"
not my state not my problem!! wake me up when they're a senator!
you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, robbing the louvre.
October 20, 2025 at 9:18 AM
you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, robbing the louvre.
this game got my girlfriend googling longest postseason games in history
October 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
this game got my girlfriend googling longest postseason games in history
"I hope the portland frog isn't milkshake ducked" my nose bleeds and my eyes roll back
October 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"I hope the portland frog isn't milkshake ducked" my nose bleeds and my eyes roll back
excited for the next stage of the discourse. "is it murder to drown your Sim?" "bereveament leave for your Tamagotchi." "going dark side in KOTOR is sus."
October 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
excited for the next stage of the discourse. "is it murder to drown your Sim?" "bereveament leave for your Tamagotchi." "going dark side in KOTOR is sus."
I can't believe this discourse is still happening. I have literally never "signed up" for a protest. it's, a protest. you just, show up, and protest.
nobody saying "don't put your name on the protest list" means "stay home instead" and i'm not sure why that assumption is being made
September 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I can't believe this discourse is still happening. I have literally never "signed up" for a protest. it's, a protest. you just, show up, and protest.
an evil billionare wants to cement his legacy by building massive infrastructure projects on the eastern mediterranean?
September 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
an evil billionare wants to cement his legacy by building massive infrastructure projects on the eastern mediterranean?
"Oh, Hi! Sorry, Baby. Honey, Don't!"
— my final words as my partner catches me cheating while I'm reading movie listings
— my final words as my partner catches me cheating while I'm reading movie listings
July 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"Oh, Hi! Sorry, Baby. Honey, Don't!"
— my final words as my partner catches me cheating while I'm reading movie listings
— my final words as my partner catches me cheating while I'm reading movie listings
we already have a joe rogan of the left, it's jon stewart, and nobody's satisfied
July 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
we already have a joe rogan of the left, it's jon stewart, and nobody's satisfied
if and when we take it all back, a proposal: we restore DCA to just "National Airport." call it an exorcism.
March 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
if and when we take it all back, a proposal: we restore DCA to just "National Airport." call it an exorcism.
tough day to be a Liv on the internet
January 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
tough day to be a Liv on the internet
the existence of Luigi Mangione killer of healthcare CEO implies the existence of Mario Mangione killer of even worse CEOs
December 9, 2024 at 6:59 PM
the existence of Luigi Mangione killer of healthcare CEO implies the existence of Mario Mangione killer of even worse CEOs
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #99,154!
September 17, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #99,154!