Mammary Pacquiao
@livlaughlongganisa.bsky.social
just a shrimple girl trying to make her way in the galaxy
I need an armpit to sniff. I feel like that would be a good
February 16, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I need an armpit to sniff. I feel like that would be a good
I’m single again for the first time in about four years. Boston, you are my oyster
February 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I’m single again for the first time in about four years. Boston, you are my oyster
I had a customer once say that I should do stand up. I half workshopped a joke to a friend and I’m low key kinda proud
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I had a customer once say that I should do stand up. I half workshopped a joke to a friend and I’m low key kinda proud
True confessions with a washed-up choir kid: I’m absolutely obsessed with mashups. The more songs in a singular mashup, the better.
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
True confessions with a washed-up choir kid: I’m absolutely obsessed with mashups. The more songs in a singular mashup, the better.
NYC, I’m inside you
January 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
NYC, I’m inside you
There’s nothing quite like locking eyes with a doll on the sidewalk. Your eyes meet, there’s the flash of realization, and the ever so slight smirk of confirmation. It’s like a drug, I swear
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
There’s nothing quite like locking eyes with a doll on the sidewalk. Your eyes meet, there’s the flash of realization, and the ever so slight smirk of confirmation. It’s like a drug, I swear
My body’s kind of insane wtf
January 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
My body’s kind of insane wtf
Trans girls who are littles, call them Goo Goo Dolls
January 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Trans girls who are littles, call them Goo Goo Dolls
Dad Rock is becoming Father Rock as 2000s alternative is taking up the prior mantle
January 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Dad Rock is becoming Father Rock as 2000s alternative is taking up the prior mantle
Prince was cooking with Purple Rain bc holy shit
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Prince was cooking with Purple Rain bc holy shit
Dog, I think we’re building Gundam units at work
January 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Dog, I think we’re building Gundam units at work
I, a former/semi Catholic, endorse this message
so many paintings of Jesus are white because the Catholics believe he becomes a cracker every Sunday
January 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I, a former/semi Catholic, endorse this message
It’s funny how being with a partner for an extended period of time (2+ years) you pick up their quirks. Like, whenever I pass a cemetery, I’ll wave at the graves.
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
It’s funny how being with a partner for an extended period of time (2+ years) you pick up their quirks. Like, whenever I pass a cemetery, I’ll wave at the graves.
On my walk to the train station
January 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
On my walk to the train station
Finding out that friends from back home/before transitioning either fell off or passed away is wild
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Finding out that friends from back home/before transitioning either fell off or passed away is wild
The work fit kinda fucks tho
December 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The work fit kinda fucks tho
I just saw a video where a guy mentioned giving his ex coal for Christmas one year and I’m CRYING laughing
December 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I just saw a video where a guy mentioned giving his ex coal for Christmas one year and I’m CRYING laughing
The awkward moment when you’re hanging out with a new coworker waiting for your respective Lyfts/Ubers and you accidentally word vomit about recent “experiences.” Woof
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The awkward moment when you’re hanging out with a new coworker waiting for your respective Lyfts/Ubers and you accidentally word vomit about recent “experiences.” Woof
Even when sick she sick with it
December 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Even when sick she sick with it
I fucked my wife with this
December 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I fucked my wife with this
Someone wrote “FUCK YOU HOE BITCH” in the snow-covered soccer field south of our apartment and honestly, I get it.
December 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Someone wrote “FUCK YOU HOE BITCH” in the snow-covered soccer field south of our apartment and honestly, I get it.
I’ve been doing some self reflection that may have potential to change the trajectory of my life
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’ve been doing some self reflection that may have potential to change the trajectory of my life
Pop punk holiday breakup/yearning songs hit so hard in snowy weather
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Pop punk holiday breakup/yearning songs hit so hard in snowy weather
If laying pipe refers to boning, would it be a pvc pipe if I used a strap?
December 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
If laying pipe refers to boning, would it be a pvc pipe if I used a strap?
As a pre op tranny who can’t get hard, using a strap is so euphoric
December 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
As a pre op tranny who can’t get hard, using a strap is so euphoric