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Whether it’s Michelle Obama pushing Americans to exercise or Donald Trump pushing Americans to buy $114,000 cars from a neo-Nazi, both sides have pushed their agendas on the American people.

He has literally spoken to Zelensky on the phone. Support isn't measured in tweets it's measured in billions of £££ of military aid and desperate arse-kissing diplomacy with the world's most thin skinned man on a Friday night.

Keir's on the phone to Trump - a man he probably despises - trying to salvage the situation because he knows US military aid can be shut off overnight and you're all worrying about his tweets.

I'm sorry but

Opinion | Government workers need to be more productive on the job. They can start by writing weekly emails detailing their progress to a drug-addled edgelord who will receive them while playing Diablo 4 with teenagers.

Full-on Herr Flick vibes from Melania today, very on trend, what with all the fascist saluting.

Just learnt that Byron's nickname for Wordsworth was "Turdsworth".

Very much appreciating Salman Anwar’s photo of The Shard in the UK, which he points out they’ve tried to make festive and instead made look menacingly evil.